James Bond - for reals @SQL_Agent_007
SQL Server, travel, consulting, שלום, musings and happy thoughts here. I will vent elsewhere on the interwebs. jamesbond.consulting Florida Man Joined November 2019-
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sp_WhoBetter-- a nod to my namesake. A light touch proc to see what the heck is running on your SQL Server right now. jamesbond.consulting/sp-whobetter/
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IPhone’s FaceId was already garbage— but in the age of the mask, it’s hot garbage. #COVID19
CPA says I have to make a $27.5K contribution to my SEP IRA. Me trying to time the bottom. #StockMarketCrash2020
When your laptop dings but you get no notification.
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@CNET Blockchain has become a bit of a hammer for every problem-- but for secure, immutable voting records... it seems like the perfect solution.
As an English major back in the day, I was struggling with "How to pass a parameter to a SSMS Query Shortcut" vs "How to pass a parameter to *an* SSMS Query Shortcut". 😬
Hey sql peeps. On a screenshare and noticed some green db icons in SSMS. What does this mean and what plugin / conditions bring it about? #sqlfamily
I left Colorado back in the day because my ride already did this on the ice. Hurts my eyes to see a car move like this, lol.
I left Colorado back in the day because my ride already did this on the ice. Hurts my eyes to see a car move like this, lol.
Working on a compact course compiling all the cool stuff SSMS can do that goes unsung or unknown. Totally missed that running a query on multiple instances was this easy. FYI #SQLFamily, did you know this one? dzone.com/articles/how-r…
Oh man... this will eliminate the final argument my wife has about my maturity levels.
Oh man... this will eliminate the final argument my wife has about my maturity levels.
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Gooooood #morningjoke !
Odd issue. Schema compares in VS 2019 crashing... but only when the IDE is on my external monitor? Weird.
In twitter, like life, I enjoy the occasional fresh start. A reboot if you will. New handle. Fresh takes.
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