Steven Barclay.………Parody @SecretaryBrexit
Like all Tories this account is a PARODY- if you think it’s trying to impersonate someone- you are a moron. Not updating my Twitter handle…..so deal with it. gov.uk/government/peo… Westminster Joined November 2018-
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“So when are you coming back to work then? You seem fine.”
@SecretaryBrexit Not only Rwanda, immigration policy inhumane Families devastated purely for an immigration numbers game - not treated as people no thought of the damage caused Debate 23/4 indicates Labour Government would reassess Sign and share petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6526…
I like Chris. He makes me look like an absolute genius.
I like Chris. He makes me look like an absolute genius.
“What about Tescos? Lots of jobs you could probably manage there.” #backtoworkyourefine
“…and why is this person not able to get back to work?”
“You’re just saying you’re old to get benefits.”
Disgraceful. I’m outraged.
A night at the bingo. Fun for all.
Anyway- hope you all had a good Easter break.
I was off that day. Saving lives. (Probably).
I was off that day. Saving lives. (Probably).
It was supplied by Freudian Printers Ltd.
It was supplied by Freudian Printers Ltd.
The Daily Heil realises the Bregret is a real thing as its middle class readers take a big hit.
I was available @KayBurley 😇
👇🏼👇🏼 The 2 faces of @andreajenkyns Exhibit A - Showing her utter disdain for voters by giving them the finger Exhibit B - “Hey it’s #GeneralElection2024 soon, you so matter to me.. please vote for me❗️ #ToryHypocrisy 🥴
Tweet of the day. 🤣
My wife looking at how much tax she's paid in the last year.
Disappointed not to have my details passed on TBH. #HoneyTrap #Wragg
Probably one of the best examples of Gammonarty you will see today. Perfectly sums up the manipulation of the gammon by the far right. Hats off to the artist!
An unsearchable screenshot apology, because an apology in less than 240 characters or a thread is just too complicated. Apparently.
An unsearchable screenshot apology, because an apology in less than 240 characters or a thread is just too complicated. Apparently.
HENRY MORRIS @mrhenrymorris
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Jessica Simor KC @JMPSimor
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Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 �.. @BlokeOnWheels
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Mark Francewanker @FlyOnNo10Wall
23K Followers 23K Following I have never been charged with rape. Parody (added for Elon Musk’s benefit as he thinks people can’t work it out)
Andrew from Derby @dontbrexitfixit
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Sustainable Energy Fo.. @Eddystone506
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Nick Reeves #RejoinEU.. @nickreeves9876
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Brexit Buster @BrexitBuster
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🐟 Wandering Rose �.. @desertrose1969
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Michael🌱 Ⓥ #FBPE.. @changed_gear
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Lily-grace Cavalaris @CavalarisL7839
114 Followers 5K Following
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Carol CAS 🏴�.. @casgold51
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llamachops 💙💛 �.. @llamachops
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224 Followers 455 Following
Andy Ed 🇪🇺 🇬.. @andyeddleston1
468 Followers 1K Following Husband and father to three lovely girls. Liverpool FC supporter. Hate the corruption, lies and self-interest of the Tories. Brexit is a total joke!
Molly Mcgiboney @McgiboneyM56788
70 Followers 5K Following
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71 Followers 5K Following
Tonita Poulton @PoultonTon39406
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Simon Gosden. Esq. #f.. @g_gosden
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41 Followers 5K Following
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Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP
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Joe Hardy 🇺🇦 �.. @BlokeOnWheels
60K Followers 43K Following Founder #RightToLove campaign. #DisabilityRights pro-EU anti- Tory Anti-GOP NUFC/BTFC fan pink wig wearer, love🐈 follow @ai_fantasy19 if you like my #AIArt
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23K Followers 23K Following I have never been charged with rape. Parody (added for Elon Musk’s benefit as he thinks people can’t work it out)
Ken Clarke (Parody) @MrKennethClarke
186K Followers 233 Following Parody. Former MP & Cabinet Minister. Now a Lord. Enjoy listening to jazz, birdwatching and going down the pub.
Andrew from Derby @dontbrexitfixit
47K Followers 27K Following Ex military. Brexit has failed, Farage said so. Hate corruption & sleaze, ergo the Tories. Love Sci Fi, History. Cream THEN Jam. Aussie Shepherd owner.
Lord Sydes #FBPE #NAF.. @SydesJokes
195K Followers 144K Following 🇬🇧 British Dad 🇩🇪 German Mum 🇸🇬 Born Singapore 🇫🇮 Fiancée/ex-wife/kids Finnish. Lived here 29 years 🇪🇺 #FBPEGlobal #NAFO #FBPPR #FBR #Donation 👇👇👇
Farrukh @implausibleblog
87K Followers 4K Following Content Creator 🤓 Photo Video & Drone Pilot 🎥 Entrepreneur & Tech Geek 🤖 Food & Chocolate Judge 😋 And now news as frustrated 👀 [email protected]
Michael🌱 Ⓥ #FBPE.. @changed_gear
56K Followers 49K Following Proofraeder. ProEU @[email protected] @changedgear.bsky.social
Mrs Nigel Farage @MrsNigel
26K Followers 11K Following Wife of Lord Farage (tbc) and First Lady of Brexit. Parody obvs.
dave lawrence 🐟�.. @dave43law
49K Followers 37K Following A UK without poverty, for the NHS, for a sustainable future and a life without Tories #GTTO #FBPE #SunakOut #GTTO
Richard Hewison @RichardHewison
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Frank Place Botfinder.. @BotFinderUK
8K Followers 6K Following Lefty academic and historian. Laughing at right-wing sockpuppets and lickspittles. MA war studies, degree forensic linguistics. Ex - soldier + ex-warehouseman
Mark Stacey @VintiquesMark
20K Followers 2K Following , Antiques dealer expert on Bargain Hunt, Flog It! and The Antiques Roadtrip, Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. Views, hair and teeth all my own🇪🇺
Simon Gosden. Esq. #f.. @g_gosden
54K Followers 45K Following deep woke, polymath, bunny hugger, hard centrist, 💕 girly swots, 🕷🕷anti Brexit, mountain biker, bookshop owner, hard remainer, anti fascist. EU citizen.
Cruella AKA LeakySue .. @SueLeaky
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Old Wisdom! @01Providential
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Chris 🕷🐦 @imageplotter
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The Rt Hon Suella Bra.. @SuellaBraveman
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David Colquhoun 🇺�.. @david_colquhoun
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Paul Trow #FBPE #FBPA.. @PATFTM
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LADY CHC Esq #FBPE @me3three
3K Followers 4K Following “I like the religion that teaches liberty, equality and fraternity.” (B R Ambedkar) BLOCKED BY STEVE DOUBLE MP #RNLI🇪🇺#RejoinEU Labour voter🌹💙
Gary Lineker @GaryLineker
8.9M Followers 1K Following Once kicked a ball about. Now talk about kicking a ball about. The Rest Is Football @restisfootball @Goalhangerpods ..Instagram . Retweets are not endorsements
Jonathan Gullis Parod.. @JEGullisnotMP
12K Followers 2K Following 🇬🇧 Not the MP for Stoke North 🇬🇧 Lee Anderson’s Useful Idiot replacement 🇬🇧Dislikes savages and scumbags 🇬🇧Pothole Patroller🇬🇧Parody 🇬🇧
John Elworthy @johnelworthy
7K Followers 5K Following Editor @CambsNewsOnline 07572 054468 [email protected] 'If people trust AI to drive a car, people will most likely trust AI to do your job'
Carol Vorderman @carolvorders
970K Followers 3K Following TV/Best-selling author. @LBC Sunday 4-7pm Free school meals kid at Cambridge, now Educational Philanthropist. Politically independent https://t.co/g9jDJSwPww
Sandford Police @Sandford_Police
164K Followers 2K Following England’s smallest Police Farce, committed to catching crinimals & a swan. Don’t report crime. Emergency? Yes📞999 | No📞101 (PARODY/SATIRE) #TheGreaterGood
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COOPS @jimmycoops2018
11K Followers 11K Following I swear a lot, don’t like it, don’t follow. I ain’t changing. Fuelled by anger & caffeine with a sprinkling of disgust and loathing of the U.K. govt. #BKB #MMA
Kath 💙🙀🇪🇺.. @KathyBurke
553K Followers 175 Following Burkey with the good hair. My woke take brings all the c*n*s to the yard. pic by Nancy fancy pants. work enquires: [email protected]
Martin Dean 💙🇺�.. @MDeanEsq
15K Followers 16K Following European. 💙 Despise Tories & Brexit! I despair for our children's future. Fight to #Rejoin!
NorthWales.com @northwalescom
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191K Followers 4K Following My charity X Takeovers are organised by @ScrtDrugAddict Podcast:@90minsWithNev 🏴
Siân🏴.. @siantwin
1K Followers 2K Following English teacher in South Wales. I love to travel, love my family and chocolate! Proud mother of a serving airman in the RAF.
Elaine ClosEUre 🕷�.. @MrsBlinkle
6K Followers 6K Following I hate Brexit & what’s become of this country I detest our self serving Government. Roll on the next GE when we clear out the lying free loading leeches!
Sir James Harris #FBP.. @jfranklynh
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codfather #FBPE 🇪�.. @codfather
20K Followers 22K Following Technologist,Atheist,rationalist,empiricist and non-believer in unicorns, virgin births or https://t.co/JWGHmFcFSn Linux,Science,Wine and the Arts @codfather.bsky.so
Ryder 🇮🇪 🇪�.. @Ryder56004614
14K Followers 14K Following 🇮🇪 I despise Tories. Retired and emigrated to County Donegal, Ireland to get away from Tory lies and corruption.
🐟 Snowy,Pixel & Wi.. @snowy2007
12K Followers 10K Following Coder, parrot keeper, geek and foodie #toriesout #fbpe #leftie #givesafuck - HATES Tories. Angry sweary ranty twat. no DMs. opinions are my own!
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lady Jac Tayor 👊�.. @JacTayor
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Jim Budd #FBPE #NHSLo.. @jymbudd
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Sir Victor Meldrew �.. @SirVicMeldrew
23K Followers 22K Following I don't believe it, could this country not get anymore interesting! #FBPE #RejoinEU #YesScots #Toriesout 🏴💙🏴💙🇪🇺/I🙏4🇺🇦/No DM's🚫
Angry John of Bradfor.. @BD_Angry
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132K Followers 39K Following Website promoting working-class politics
Tony Ellis @Toymaker2
22K Followers 20K Following I am a Futurist/Roboticist/Inventor and I now develop Assistive Technology and Assistive (Social) Care and General Robotics.
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9K Followers 9K Following Self-employed, @BHBNSport, BCFC, ex-NHS, muso, cats. Shouty about injustice. Pro-EU, anti-Tory, pro-PR. Married to @Ozanota
Peter Merre #topicalc.. @topicalcomedian
13K Followers 13K Following #edfringe 2024 #talkSPORT #BBC #SOCCERAM #8Outof10Cats #FBPE ⚽️ : Leyton Orient 🏆🏅
Caroline Newns @CarolineNewns
19K Followers 17K Following ❤️Lancaster ❤️London. #European 🇪🇺 to my core #FBPE #FBPPR #RefugeesWelcome 🌻Arts #Climate #ProtectTheNHS 💙 Mgt Consultant & Director of Homeless Charity
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9K Followers 10K Following Bretwalda of the Angli. Please use your Gods responsibly. Hinc videre possum domum tuam.
Dan Poulter is not standing at the next election. For any party. He will dedicate more time to his work as an NHS doctor specialising in mental health. I've already seen a dozen tweets claiming he's defected to somehow save his (23,000 majority) seat.
@SecretaryBrexit Who is saying that to whom….?🤣
@SecretaryBrexit Not only Rwanda, immigration policy inhumane Families devastated purely for an immigration numbers game - not treated as people no thought of the damage caused Debate 23/4 indicates Labour Government would reassess Sign and share petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6526…
This is the same Chris Philp who was chosen to be the Conservative on the Stoke edition of #Questiontime back in 2021 instead of me who was sent to beg for votes in Market Drayton. This resulted in me sulking and filming my infamous Facebook live rant. How low must HQ rate me?
Policing Minister Chris Philp has just asked if Congo is a different country from Rwanda while on BBC's Question Time 👀
@SecretaryBrexit Seems his constituents have the highest level of blue/red colour blindness in the country And that they have a very weird sense of humour….
This lady is right about meat & two veg. People aren’t eating it as much as they used to because foreign meals with fancy concepts like flavour, excitement, colour & taste have infiltrated the UK, replacing overly boiled veg & dry meat for dinner. Not on!
My new plan for people on benefits:
“…and why is this person not able to get back to work?”
In a shocking coincidence, this trend coincides with our trend of decimating the NHS and mental health services mate. Weird.
We’ve seen a worrying trend in our welfare system. More and more people are being written off work unnecessarily, and spending is growing at an unsustainable rate. So we’re doing something about it🧵
It’s inspiring that Liz has no shame plugging her book to earn a bit more money. Even though she gets £125k a year for life, after being PM for just 49 days (while plebs have to have been employed for 2 years to get statutory redundancy) she wants even more. A true Tory.
Read about my final days in Downing Street in @DailyMailUK today. I explain WHY I had to go and WHAT my experience has taught me about taking on the establishment. You can order my book at elizabethtruss.com Read the extract here 👇 shorturl.at/isENS
We're all going on a summer 🌞 holiday 🎶🎵🎶... The way it used to be in are England. #RememberEngland #life #Britain #Flashback #70s
😂😂😂
April 23rd, London, The Cenotaph. 12pm. The Million Man March for are country, are culture and are religion. Patriots unite! Say NO to WOKE, Lineker, Rayner, the EU, Transvestites, Islam, Jocks, Irish, gays, Jews and tree-huggers. *Indoors if wet
I hope the police don't ask me whether I'm registered to vote at my Downing street address or my Kensington mews house or Chequers or my mansion in Yorkshire or my apartment in South Kensington...
Poo, Spew, Barmy Hair-do, Cuntface, Dribble, Twat.
The Daily Heil realises the Bregret is a real thing as its middle class readers take a big hit.
@SecretaryBrexit @Johnny__Luk That is the team photo.
Kate Hoey gets defenestrated
Exhibit A: William Wragg. Gave the personal contact details of other MPs to people he'd never met....not cool. Exhibit B: Jeremy Hunt. The wittering windbag who describes poor old Willy Wragg's apology as "courageous and fulsome." Appalling is an understatement. #BBCBreakfast
👇🏼👇🏼 The 2 faces of @andreajenkyns Exhibit A - Showing her utter disdain for voters by giving them the finger Exhibit B - “Hey it’s #GeneralElection2024 soon, you so matter to me.. please vote for me❗️ #ToryHypocrisy 🥴
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