SinfulServer @SinfulServer
Paying my bills, one Jesus pamphlet at a time... sinfulserver.blogspot.com New York Joined April 2013-
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At my job, the Sunday of Labor day weekend looks very similar to those scenes in Western movies with the ghost town and tumbleweed.
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You'll get used to this @OnAirSarah! You may feel like a grandma but you don't look like one!
4 day camping/music trip with my favorite line cook! Here's to hoping I come barefoot, pregnant and hungover. #allgood2013
It feels like just yesterday I was in high school. Wait, I work in a restaurant, that's why I felt that way yesterday. @UrBossHatesU
Don't leave your cell phone on the table and then complain if something gets spilled on it. PUT YOUR SHIT AWAY! #RestaurantProblems
Guy: "Is this the back or line?" Me:"No, it's the front of line, we're just all standing backwards."
Stoned line cook says to me "Where's my cello-hello-tellophone?" I was so high, I understood what he means. #RestaurantProblems #hightimes
To the douchebags that skipped off the patio without paying their $98 check...karma sucks! You could have at least left me a tip.
And I knew I had to work at 4 today, yet I did it anyway...
If it wasn't for all the stupid crap that my customers and co-workers do, I'd have absolutely nothing to tweet about. @waitresslife
Why is it that the server that always complains about getting 10% is also usually the laziest server on staff. #restaurantfacts
Picked up shift, walked with almost 20%! Hell yeah! #extramoney #restaurantkarma
Don't ever hang a tip over your servers head. Especially when you ask them to do something that could get them fired! Douche move!
That awkward moment when your table ask you to refill their decaf coffee and you realize you brought them regular the first time.
New blog about incomplete parties. Read it while you're waiting for the rest of your friends to show... sinfulserver.blogspot.com/2013/06/incomp…
Six degrees of Kevin Bacon is a dangerous game. All pork products should be cooked to 145 degrees to prevent foodborne illnesses.
Why does it take 2 minutes to get my salads when they're are 40 tables, but 40 minutes when they're are only 2 tables. #RestaurantProblems
Just saw an ad for FOH and BOH that says "must pass drug screening". Good luck finding experienced staff. #restaurantfacts @UrBossHatesU
@UrBossHatesU the only thing you get for banging a bartender is crabs, and I'm more of a lobster kind of girl.
I make out with line cooks to get free food! #restaurantfacts @UrBossHatesU
ozarkcoolchic @ozarkcoolchic
2K Followers 3K Following Tweets are mine & do not reflect the views of my employer. I ❤️ #PearlJam & block Magats
Lil mama resists 👩... @littlemama12113
958 Followers 2K Following Single mom. Server of craft beer and 🍕. Hater of the sentient cheeto in office. Lover of podcasts. Feminist.
Amy Lynn @AmeeeLynnn22
139 Followers 514 Following
WhatWouldJerryDo @1FrostSam
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BarTales @BarTales6
10 Followers 85 Following Tips, tricks and stories from an experienced bartender.
Teresa Herring @TeresaH90168253
281 Followers 3K Following
Tracy Strickland @trcystrickland
59 Followers 625 Following
Sauce On the Side @SauceOTS
584 Followers 340 Following ServSafe Service Industry Satire. We make fun of customers, line cooks, bartenders, and servers alike. So you, we make fun of you. #SauceOTS
Waiting to be Famous @waiternation
1K Followers 1K Following Casual interviews with celebrities that Waited tables while Waiting for Fame. With Host, Michael Fagan.
Excuseme Waiter @eattipandleave
153 Followers 694 Following
Venting Waiter @VentingWaiter
2K Followers 332 Following A #Waiter Not A F**king #Server #DontQuoteMe We Got A Lifer Here.
J & M Cafe Seattle @JM_Cafe
39K Followers 8K Following the Oldest Bar in Seattle. Established in 1889, the J and M Cafe remains a pinnacle in the history of Seattle.
Slutty Clumsy Wench @APubprblms
99 Followers 205 Following A venting waitress/barmaid. Sometimes angry, often happy, always slutty.
Restaurant Jesus @restaurantjesus
919 Followers 2K Following go in peace to loathe and serve the hordes × I Dined For Your Sins
The waitress. @SportsBarServer
149 Followers 278 Following I'll be taking care of you this evening. I'm a college student; please tip accordingly.
Server life @serverfornow
29 Followers 85 Following
Heather Stone @StonesLady13
134 Followers 455 Following Win Lose or Tie Eagles Fan Til I Die!! E.A.G.L.E.S. EAGLES!!
YourServerHatesYou @resturantprobz
286 Followers 334 Following I can't strangle my customers, but I can get on here and share my misery and misfortunes in the restaurant bizz with the world. #resturantprobz
Pizza Hut Probs @Pizzahutprobs
22 Followers 26 Following Because if you can't laugh about working at The Hut - you'd cry. And sometimes you do that too. #pizzahutprobs
patrick flanigan @irishmayoguy
104 Followers 810 Following Irish man who moved to America to pursue dreams
Ashley Berger @berger2016
89 Followers 206 Following He guides me in paths of righteousness for His name's sake. Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil for you are with me.
WhiteCheetah @joannwidder
653 Followers 2K Following In my defense, the moon was full and I was left unsupervised.
Terrible Waiter @TerribleWaiter
4K Followers 5K Following A disgruntled food service industry employee. Part time real job, Part time server - still broke. Service, but no smile.
Jordan Seay @jseaynine18
18 Followers 84 Following
Frank Criscola @Frankacriscola
49 Followers 255 Following
make me cum @spamacc0unt24
135 Followers 61 Following
Savannah Herring @VanannahBanana
86 Followers 258 Following I’m sarcastic, messy, Hampton’s mom🎀, and Dustin’s future wife❤️. I love my life.
MK Motsch @mkmotsch
237 Followers 836 Following
melinda herman @merokie
133 Followers 2K Following
lia @xClassyPrincess
210 Followers 996 Following 21; student. Definition of english! #FitFam iMessage: [email protected] {est. aug 5th '13}
Renae Pacha @RenaePacha
140 Followers 330 Following
Chef Waiter Hater @chefwaiterhater
2K Followers 3K Following Newfoundland dog rescue JEEP Wrangler Rubicon JLU
Ranting Waiter @Ranting_Waiter
521 Followers 176 Following You're most likely the table that I tell other people about.
Terra Szklarz @terrible___air
28 Followers 116 Following The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.
Brooke Billings @brookeyyxxo
69 Followers 657 Following
The Catalyst ™ @thecatalysttm
357 Followers 2K Following Bar AGM. living in the big city of Nash-vegas since december 2012. Sarcastic and Cynically hopeful. Love for all things funny, food, and booze.
Glenn Thompson @CaptGlennAwesom
59 Followers 389 Following Perfectly insignificant on the world stage.
Adult Waitress @AdultWaitress
61 Followers 109 Following I am an adult. I am a waitress. I wear shoes for crews.
A. Waitress @A_Waitress
312 Followers 2 Following If I can take your order, be nice about it. Slavery is so last century.
Your Waitress @Waitress_Tales
211 Followers 87 Following
Bartender Blogger @BartendingTruth
173 Followers 83 Following Shit you'll never learn in bartending school. Your New York City bartender, blogger, and full-time bitch.
Paige @SocialiteP169
36 Followers 29 Following
ServeIndustryPodcast @SIP_Podcast
655 Followers 78 Following A podcast for anybody who lives and dies by the tip. A Knight In Server's Service.
Pissed Bartender @PissedServer
1K Followers 46 Following 1st grade teacher during the week, bartender during the weekends and the summer. #gratuityawareness
Ranting Waiter @Ranting_Waiter
521 Followers 176 Following You're most likely the table that I tell other people about.
Server Problems @serverproblems2
1K Followers 1K Following letting you in on my inner thoughts & feelings about the serving world, one tweet at a time.
the dizzy fizz @thedizzyfizz
725 Followers 323 Following NYC, one sip at a time. Planning your next Dizzy event! Join us at @lit_smt! Personal acct: @selenawrites
Selena Ricks @selenawrites
3K Followers 3K Following Founder @thedizzyfizz @lit_smt | Experiential Cocktail Events | Content Strategy @modusmade | NYC, one sip at a time.
Joshua Hoffman @cocktailspirit
5K Followers 6K Following Amateur Professional (Professional Amateur?) Bartender and Cocktail Culture Connoisseur
Drink of the Week @dotw
6K Followers 2K Following Drink of the Week - Cocktail and Punch Recipes, cocktail culture and bartending tips, drinking supplies and tons of cocktail recipes
Ms S and Mr G @cocktaillovers
13K Followers 3K Following One man, one woman living and loving the cocktail lifestyle
Your Server @AllServersHate
435 Followers 280 Following I like more tables than I hate. This is for the ones I hate...
Trapped Indoors @TrappedIndoors
255 Followers 117 Following from bartender to film/tv production to agency life to happily funemployed. these are my stories.
Waiter Smack @WaiterSmack
175 Followers 77 Following The customer is always an idiot. [email protected]
History of Drinking @drinkinghistory
14K Followers 7K Following A History of Drinking pairs cocktail recipes with random and often bizarre historical events, making every day a drinking holiday.
Server Facts @Servers86
110 Followers 42 Following Living life as a server just expressing the everyday annoyances. Just getting started #followback please
Luke @1ntoxicologist
1K Followers 2K Following I tweet about bar/restaurant things: drinks, and the things people at the bar do & say. Shots anyone? #bartenderproblems #MrPetYourDog
amserver @amserver2
86 Followers 154 Following new to twitter. and want to vent with other servers about stupid things that happen DAILY in the waiting world !!
Fucked Your Server @FuckdYourServer
373 Followers 927 Following Tweeting the disasters server's encounter during their shifts. Shitty tip? Messy table? ...CONGRATULATIONS! You just FUCKED YOUR SERVER! #fuckdyourserver
Tales From A Bar @TFABar
609 Followers 1K Following True stories shared from behind the bar, cocktail recipes, drinking jokes, tipsy trivia, and famous quotes about alcohol.
Hot Mess @HotMessCoEd
515 Followers 191 Following College student. Sorority girl. Tinder addict. Certifiable #hotmess. Avi is me.
Host Problems @hostprobs
374 Followers 1 Following Let me guess...you want a booth? The original #hostproblems Created by @onionsareyummy
Side Of Ranch @SideofRanch
534 Followers 3 Following Can I get a side of ranch? Follow me. You'll thank me later
Waiter Please @WaiterPlease
578 Followers 217 Following Rants, quotes & stories from a waiters pov. After 20+ yrs in the biz, the shit we here from our guests makes us luv/hate people, & the biz, in a matter of mins.
Bartender HatesU @BartnderHatesU
4K Followers 284 Following If you don't think this account is funny then I probably hate you.
I live to serve you @ServingyouProbz
7K Followers 3K Following because anyone who works this business knows they're a slave to tips
Shit My Manager Says @QuoteTheManager
162 Followers 20 Following Because the world would be a better place if everyone could hear the shit that comes out of my manager's mouth.
ServerStars @ServerStars
153 Followers 358 Following We're working to elevate the status of waiters and waitresses, and change society's attitude towards the foodservice industry.
Bitter Ass Server @BitterAssServer
9K Followers 162 Following The service industry sucks so bad I had to take it to the tweets. Email: [email protected]
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