Metamorphosis @Slap_Clap_God
Joined August 2017-
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Look at this shit. The gas prices have become so far up my ass that Hand to god I dont even want to buy the crap any more. Hand to god
how about instead of drop the ball on new years we drop the damn gas prices for onve
How it started: How it's going:
same energy
tv shows are now mainly written for screenshot/gif potential
tv shows are now mainly written for screenshot/gif potential
the officer down memorial page lists dogs that died in the line of duty, let's pay our respe-
.@JoeBiden steps out and starts playing Despacito from his phone.
Retweet this post if Sheriff Joe should give me a blowjob in public
EXCLUSIVE: Hidden video and whistleblower reveal gruesome mass-extermination method for Iowa pigs amid pandemic interc.pt/2XcUIG7
He asked a woman to put on a mask before she could come in. She spit in his face, then came back later with her dad and shot him. "They said a man shot the 43-year-old security guard in the head near the doorway of the store before running off." abc12.com/content/news/M…
Another banger with @BigWos and crushing the Vince impression @nandorvila podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/let…
The bill that the House passed last night only guarantees paid coronavirus sick leave to ~20 percent of American workers. I repeat: Most workers still aren't guaranteed paid sick leave. nytimes.com/2020/03/14/opi…
WORD TO THE WISE>> During this coronavirus crisis, keep an eye on every move of my old industry: health insurers. Behind the PR spin, they will be doing everything they can to deny care & maintain profits, while making it look like they’re heroes. Here’s what to look for: (1/10)
🚨The White House is currently walking back *three* false policy announcements Trump made during his nationally televised address.
Trump's claim tonight that health insurers "have agreed to waive all copayments for coronavirus treatments" seems to be news to them. “For testing. Not for treatment.” a spokesperson for the major insurance lobby AHIP says.
That moment C-SPAN didn’t realize they were broadcasting still....
Will upload tomorrow if this gets 1K retweets

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