Fiddler @Sloothsayer

lucky. Oz Joined February 2013

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Fiddler @Sloothsayer

9 months ago

This game is just a series of Jason Statham movies bundled together with dynamite @DannyBKelly @Danny_Heifetz @craighorlbeck

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John Moe @johnmoe

2 years ago

Because I never explained otherwise, my son spent a good stretch of time in his childhood thinking that a vice principal at a school was there in case the principal was assassinated.

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DDOT. @DDotOmen

2 years ago

Many Men is such a fire song, if I was in the studio with 50 Cent when he was recording I would’ve shot him again

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Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp

2 years ago

This is a thread of my all-time favourite literal translations, starting with this one… In Hungarian, the word for a shark, hiszékeny, translates literally to “sea bastard”

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Thick Saban ✨ @RaveenTheDream

2 years ago

My dad is truly a ridiculous individual 😂

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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau

7 years ago

[After leaving Willy Wonka’s factory] ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: ME: WIFE: Lot of deaths for a to— ME: A LOT of deaths for a tour!

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A Grown Ass Superhero @mondaynightmav

2 years ago

Me in the crowd during The Resurrection of Jesus

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Trill Withers @TylerIAm

2 years ago

I was watching John wick 2 and said out loud “now what the fuck is Common doing here”

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Tony P. @Tbone7219

2 years ago

If she puts on some Whitesnake you’re either going to get laid or snort coke off the cassette case.

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Boyd's Backyard™ @TheBoydP

2 years ago

Guys, the secret to being middle aged sexy is vacuuming. You must vacuum.

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Amazon Basics Trans Daughter @deathwalksslow

2 years ago

getting escorted out of a g*n show for rating them based on mouth feel

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kim @KimmyMonte

2 years ago

football players are all like gimme that coconut it’s mine! and tennis players are all like fuck this lemon i hate it so much

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fredesque @FredTaming

5 years ago

[ interview at a 24 hour diner ] boss: can you cook nights a dragon: yes

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Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen

2 years ago

time for a reread

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Michelle 🍎 @michelleDbelle

2 years ago

6yo: (raises hand during math lesson) Me: (anticipating a math question) Yes? 6: I found a snail in my backyard yesterday and I named it Gary.

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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere

2 years ago

I am once again asking for a TV show where a librarian and a carpenter travel around helping people manage their book collections - discuss their favorites, their histories, their value, then build amazing shelves and book nooks and libraries in their homes to organize them

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mc cracker @chowder94

2 years ago

if we took one autistic man w a special interest in transportation from each state and put them all in a room together america could have the most efficient public transportation system in the whole world