SmartassChef @SmartassChef

Beverage enthusiast, raconteur, chef. Culinarily promiscuous. Come for the food. Stay for the snark and smartassery. NOLA Joined March 2013

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Ronnie Bouffard 🇨🇦 @RonnieB1960

4 months ago

Old school!👍🏻

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James Girard @cajunman3366

3 months ago

Who knew 😂

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Lounge Fly @mrjohntofu

2 months ago

Moderation, interesting concept, but I'll pass.

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Mags @maggiemayyybe

2 months ago

Some of you are not measuring garlic with your heart and it shows.

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mariana Z @mariana057

2 months ago

The first rule of Condescension Club is complex, and I don't think you'd understand even if I explained it to you.

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Jum @JesterJum

2 months ago

Why are "hemorrhoids" not called "assteroids"?

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Tony P. @Tbone7219

2 months ago

You girls were right about these yoga pants. I have never been more comfortable when eating a bucket of extra crispy.

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Tragically Tater🍁 @TrueTorontoGirl

2 months ago

People aren't too bad if you stay away from them and don't go outside.

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SmartassChef @SmartassChef

2 months ago

🎶🎸Oh-oh black Betty, wambulance.

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SmartassChef @SmartassChef

3 months ago

To all the people who ruined funny Twitter when they all got political.

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SmartassChef @SmartassChef

4 months ago

These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

Vince Langman @LangmanVince

4 months ago

These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand.

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Piece @Piecezilla

5 months ago

This website doesn't have enough pictures of otters with fake mustaches. We can do better.

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🔥Cₐᵣₗy'ₛ Cₐₙcₑₗₗₑd⚫⚪ @ItsCarly__Bitch

5 months ago

Ribbed condoms don't even taste like ribs. 🙄

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SmartassChef @SmartassChef

6 months ago

Never pick a fight with a man wearing Crocs out in public. This man has nothing left to lose.

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Keeping up with Mardi Gras customers requires skill, patience, and—let’s be real—a steady IV drip of whiskey. I’m not drinking on the job; I’m just leveling the playing field. You slur your order, I slur the specials. It’s called customer service.

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Fesshole🧻 @fesshole

8 months ago

As a chef I keep an internal leaderboard where I score all the stupid questions the front of house staff come to ask me. It's been 5 years and no one has been able to take "is there cheese in the halloumi" off of the top spot

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Kevin Pedeaux @Kpedeaux

8 months ago

So update. @SmartassChef and I haven't heard back from @WilliamShatner about being a guest shucker @StRoch_Market this weekend yet. We're holding out hope.