Standup Batman @StandupBatman
I'm the hero the world of standup comedy deserves and the one it needs. Gotham aka Hack City Joined October 2014-
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Makes me miss crowd work clips
Makes me miss crowd work clips
Have you fantasized about performing at the famous @HollywoodImprov? Theres a few different paths to that dream. One is to write jokes - then craft them and your stage presence with years of hard work at open mics and smaller venues. The other is to fuck Motley Crue’s Tommy Lee.
Bad crowdwork but with autotune - why didn’t I think of that?
It was @nycomedyclub - so they probably just saw a gigantic rat.
It was @nycomedyclub - so they probably just saw a gigantic rat.
Hey @NetflixIsAJoke - read the room.
Hey @NetflixIsAJoke - read the room.
So you’re saying Amy Schumer stole… ?
So you’re saying Amy Schumer stole… ?
Lolz you said something wild on a local morning show watched by 8 people! You’re a comic genius.
Which disability should I use to get on America’s Got Talent - but then suddenly be cured of when I’m touring?
.@OwenBenjamin pulled off the unthinkable - he found something worse than being a musical comic.
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Is @EarlSkakel the legendary @StandupBatman?? We get to the bottom of it on this episode of #BuildingFriendships! youtu.be/UfXey6_k1TY?si…
So you’re saying Amy Schumer stole… ?
i never even knew this about amy schumer
I once again am not @StandupBatman as he clearly is a comic’s comic and I’m a performer! FU @BillyBonnell
i support the WGA strike for a lot of reasons but also because i can't have these LaCroix-slurping dweebs "rediscovering" standup.
@StandupBatman @bobbyleelive I cannot believe TMZ hasn’t even talked about this. #TMZ #bobbylee #childrape
@naynaydesigns @StandupBatman @bobbyleelive Not has @netflix or @hulu addressed it. This is child rape! And nothing but 🦗 ‘s
@CooneyOrDie @DietJay @StandupBatman Oh hello. I am the guy yelling.
Accounts I am not @StandupBatman @donotbook @StandupBooker BUT I support them all! Others must now carry the torch as my New Year’s Resolution is to not let the predators drag me down. Give them all a follow and retweets when warranted!
I just published a documentary about Chris D’Elia. He hasn’t been “doing better”. And I got proof. Plus, we talk about s*x cults, branding and much more. Exclusive interviews with 4 victims and his ex tour manager. Link to full doc in bio 🧵
an LA comic facetimed me while he was jerking off in the mirror should I tag him
@StandupBatman I wonder how Rogan's club is turning out.....
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This is a @StandupBatman Joke BUT I just had too Let’s play who’s the booker.
Everyone deserves to have @StandupBatman as their crazy uncle who ain’t really crazy he just keeps it realer than everyone is ready for. Like calling out family members on their bullshit at Sunday dinner while he’s high as shit on mushrooms but he ain’t lying. 😂
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