Sam @Stap_Sammertime
Special Talents include - Ability to make 1 Minute rice in 58 seconds. Joined August 2019-
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THE STRANGER on Netflix, with two Irish ☘️ directors. As recommended by...
THE STRANGER on Netflix, with two Irish ☘️ directors. As recommended by...
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They should have let Boris take it down and do that throw it up in the air and then run away thing that creates the illusion of disappearing.
They should have let Boris take it down and do that throw it up in the air and then run away thing that creates the illusion of disappearing.
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Going for a piss in Spoons.
Gutted for the family. Stephen was a great guy. #stephenclements
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#ThoughtOfTheDay @rickygervais explains why he absolutely LOVES dogs ❤. ❤ 🐶 #DogsOfTwitter 🐶 ❤
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I was watching this interview with Keir Starmer & was wondering what the woman in the pink cardie was up to, after about a minute I realised it was a poster.
Loving series 5 of @ThePeakyBlinder.. even if it does contain some of the worst attempts at a Glasgow accent I have ever heard. #toamasshealbay
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The cocktail sausages and chicken goujon bit at around 10pm is the best part of weddings. Better than the speeches, the dances, the church. The whole lot.
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Rest in peace the people’s princess. Always in our hearts
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