The Steve Patterson Projecttt @SteveProjecttt
(The third T is silent.) Comedy, music, knowledge and other stuff wrapped up in an internet talk show facebook.com/thestevepatter… Joined April 2020-
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Our own @patterballs knows a thing or a hundred about moderating a debate. He has some excellent suggestions in the @globeandmail theglobeandmail.com/amp/opinion/ar…
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You are not wrong, Dan. In fact, @patterballs is actually a Russian nesting doll of other Steve Pattersons.
You are not wrong, Dan. In fact, @patterballs is actually a Russian nesting doll of other Steve Pattersons.
Hey friends and fans of the Projecttt! Have you missed us? We've missed us. Check out our new website and sizzle reel that we put together. (If you've been in our 'live audience' you might just be in it too!) thestevepattersonprojecttt.com/sizzle/
Hey fans of the Projecttt - be sure to catch @patterballs next standup show on @sidedooraccess on June 30th!
One more special episode for you. @patterballs hands the reigns over to Indigenous comedian & activist @RMComedy to speak about racism in Canada & the Indigenous Lives Matter movement. Steve joins for a longer discussion on this very important issue. youtube.com/watch?v=UZ5kBs…
This would be an excellent time to remind everyone that our Diana Frances (@dianafrancesvan) is not THIS Diane Francis. politico.com/magazine/story…
UFC fighter Conor McGregor has announced his retirement for the third time from MMA. Or did he say he’s going to the VMAs? Or he discovered DNA? Honestly I'm Irish and I STILL don’t have a clue what that guy is saying half the time - @jwPencilAndPad #CutForTimeMonologueJokes
The Queen of England was seen in public for the first time since lockdown, riding a pony. Bitch has a BRAND - @JenniferJokes #CutForTimeMonologueJokes
An amusement park in Holland celebrated the opening of their park by strapping 22 Teddy Bears into a rollercoaster. Sure, it looks like they're having fun till you realize they were pure white when the ride started - @dianafrancesvan #CutForTimeMonologueJoke
A new poll shows 73% of Ontarions would like for bars to be able to continue sell beer and wine to go, after the pandemic is over, and the other 27% of Ontarions are my Doctor. @thejonsteinberg #CutForTimeMonologueJokes
And our Associate Producer and editor @mattklopot came on board to SAVE OUR ASSES. I mean, look at the sexy set up he has here with our virtual audience and prompter. Hire this guy for all your editing and production needs. (But we get first dibs if/when we're back online.)
For ten weeks now, we've had some incredibly talented comedy writers churning out killer monologues about the news. We are releasing them back into the comedy world, so snap em if you need awesome joke writers. @JenniferJokes, @thejonsteinberg, @jwPencilAndPad
This week isn’t funny. So for Episode 9, we took a break from a comedy monologue for @patterballs to have a serious talk about systemic racism in Canada with his friend and fellow comedian @ArthurSimeon. youtube.com/watch?v=jN85rN…
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