I have just about had a titful of these right wing moaning ballsacks crapping on about ‘this isn’t the Brexit we voted for’. Yes it fucking is. You gleefully told us at the time you knew what you voted for. Sit down, shut up and fuck off.
Boris Johnson has found to be in contempt of Parliament over Partygate.
It could trigger a by-election, RT if you want this fraudulent, lying, slob to be kicked out of politics for good.
A girl who like to grow pie
Was often heard telling a lie
She ensured that the wealthy
remained fit and healthy
While the poor could piss off and die
#NationalPoetryDay
We have descended in to the deep mourn state, no paper allowed in public, only heavy weeping, or Porkmarkets will have you kneecapped.
I’ll be going into more detail on the protests and Tory madness in coming days but for now, there’s this…
I’ll avoid tunnels for a few days.
If you were able to save £10k a day, when would you have had to start to amass the sum that @RishiSunak just wrote off to furlough fraud? You’d have had to start in the year 844AD, when King Æthelred II of Northumbria was deposed by Rædwulf. #ToryCorruption#ToryIncompetence
Listeners are branding this James O'Brien’s finest monologue yet as he explains in forensic detail why the Owen Paterson scandal has hit the public so hard.
@mrjamesob
Baroness Dido Harding insists NHS Test and Trace is a "success", blaming negative public opinion on bad press.
James O'Brien responds by scrutinising her CV.
@mrjamesob
Theoretical interview between me and Boris 🤡 Johnson:
Me: “So, ‘Boris’... what’s your favourite lie?”
Boris: “I don’t tell lies”
Me: “That’s my favourite one, too!”
#MajorSleaze#bozotheclown#BorisOut#BorisTheLiar
Boris Johnson, the first pigeon PM. He’ll puff his chest up, make a lot of noise, walk around in little circles and shit on everything. #bojo#BorisDay#clown
There once was a tv host named Hannity
Who liked to stroke Donald's vanity
When his fans smashed their possessions
To excuse Moore's transgressions
You have to question their sanity. @realDonaldTrump@seanhannity@Keurig#zombieapocalypse
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