Corby Tender @SuisizeMe
ALL MEN can be alphas. Of course I'll still be in charge because I'm one step higher than that. Joined January 2018-
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I wonder why people ballwash celebrities so much and then I remember the average person thinks they're actual superheroes
I wonder why people ballwash celebrities so much and then I remember the average person thinks they're actual superheroes
No, but we spend so many sleepless nights wondering.
No, but we spend so many sleepless nights wondering.
A BBW who takes care of her skin, but still isn't afraid to help you move furniture, and she's from a loaded family? I'd never let her go.
A BBW who takes care of her skin, but still isn't afraid to help you move furniture, and she's from a loaded family? I'd never let her go.
People would be passing out scientology pamphlets in every American walmart if they put a guy with a blue check on the cover saying a 10 was ugly.
👏WHY👏 ISN'T 👏SHE👏MUSLIM
👏WHY👏 ISN'T 👏SHE👏MUSLIM
I'm supposed to "check in" with my sexual partners when I'm the one having an asthma attack.
The wasteside
ACAB includes many things, but it fluctuates by the nanosecond. Imagine a black hole.
If anyone else in the universe said this they'd rightfully be labeled an out of touch Hollywood douche
If anyone else in the universe said this they'd rightfully be labeled an out of touch Hollywood douche
"a global phenomenon that has critics raving" has been a lie 100% of the times it was used. If it's an accurate description there's no reason to say it.
Orville Wright: (handing over cash) Thanks for stealing that special metal for us! Our aero-plane will be flying before you know it! Arthur Morgan: Yeah, yeah. *muttering* flyin' right into the ground.
History repeats. Just look how many different stonehenges we have
Confirmed: Clockwork Orange remake WILL feature "aint no rest for the wicked" on its soundtrack
What was with our god awful fashion sense in the 90s? Those long strapless dresses, the pearl necklaces, the 4 foot high blue afros
I will ALWAYS defend conventionally hot women from their nonexistent naysayers
I will ALWAYS defend conventionally hot women from their nonexistent naysayers
um I'M not gonna waste MY time and become another casualty of YOUR "society" -Smug 41
Fallout 4 is dumbed down garbage. I need to be stimulated by nuance like New Vegas's "if kill guys in this group they won't like you" system. If you can't handle that, it explains why you can't handle Joe Rogan like I can either.
Heh heh, memories. Remember this? Remember how funny you insisted it was?
*vomiting* this can't be true... it's too big...
*vomiting* this can't be true... it's too big...
Based Brando @legit_scumbag
6K Followers 2K Following ex con tryna figure it out. mice live inside my walls
The Wholesome One @TiaThePresident
2K Followers 788 Following President of North America. Hunter of vampires & strigoi. Being kind. Doing my best. ☦
̶D̶̶y̶̶l̶̶a̶�.. @Solidus_Mantis
3K Followers 2K Following "I stay higher than giraffe pussy"- Gucci Mane
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
4K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
hunter the hedgehog @chimp_fan
2K Followers 908 Following Climate- and environmental activist with Asperger's
defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl
7K Followers 2K Following This is Neil Degrease Tyson lovers account following this account most important information and interesting video and pictures follow me.
budum @TimAllenItalian
2K Followers 1K Following Did the Early Middle Ages really exist? This question in itself—and more so the answer ‘NO, the Early Middle Ages did not exist’—is surprising, to say the least
Felica Penhollow @FelicaPenh64074
76 Followers 5K Following
Raye Duboise @DuboiseRay11626
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Imogene Wrights @ImogeneWri70726
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MJ @MJ_Back_Again2
753 Followers 1K Following The original creator, producer, executive director, host, & star of the Great Pod Love It franchise presents: Life of Mike
NorthPolePenguin @NorthPoleP77698
42 Followers 224 Following 💙♿️☮️🇺🇸🚩 If I make it to 50 followers I will post a picture of a cat
Tiki God of Ladner @tikigodladner
225 Followers 948 Following Craft beer and foodie gourmand in the South Delta area of Metro Vancouver, British Columbia Canada. ...and mixologist of the exotic cocktails known as tiki.
cark @carkbarkbark
155 Followers 417 Following
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray
164 Followers 587 Following sports, politics, gambling, smart stuff, stupid stuff
Andy @Andy_Matter
861 Followers 1K Following Oaf, woodsman (perfect record v. wildfires), once-was newsman, militant redhead. Bad tweets. RTs are phone calls to your wife. NFFE-FSC
Fanum, Beyond Journey.. @mateojuanston
2K Followers 4K Following Senior Avian Nutrition Consultant, UAE Exotic Falconry & Finance, LLC. 🐄 My Bitch Wife: @heartofguilt 🐄
Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango
460 Followers 801 Following Steely Dan guy | Mortal Kombat (1995) enthusiast
Disasstar @jlascel
235 Followers 1K Following Person. Human. Biped. Upright Homo sapiens. Owner of opposable thumbs. Opponent of fascism and injustice. Intact appendix.
LibertarianLad @lad_libertarian
25 Followers 21 Following
Aniyah Backmon @backmon30927
87 Followers 5K Following
Trudi Granneman @grannem_tr
30 Followers 5K Following
Tami Luker @TamiLuker66203
63 Followers 5K Following
Cullen Pipkin @cullen_pipkin
111 Followers 520 Following
YingToole @TooleYing80424
111 Followers 2K Following
⊹.˚✧⋆❀ Chun-.. @Ston3yBaloney
571 Followers 503 Following I make the sauce, and they run with the recipe 🍜
Name can be blank @dankcharnley
8K Followers 7K Following Classically Trained Comic • Enthusiast • Writerist • Cartoonist • Avid Reader of Smut • Rib Sauce Judge 🤟 Who Hurt Me?: https://t.co/pQ7raaF6uy
Realistic Poetry @RealisticPoetry
89K Followers 78K Following Visit our website to find out more about Realistic Poetry International https://t.co/rqP8cis77K Send all questions to NEW EMAIL [email protected]
Squishy♿🔞 @SadieMcMian
1K Followers 2K Following Your favorite paraplegic commie slut Married to @ian_mcmian she/her $SquishyBoobWhore https://t.co/MXO9RmdzUZ
Samaila Sagir @sagir_sama48773
38 Followers 816 Following
MikeLarson15703 @MikeLarson15703
0 Followers 146 Following
Douglas the 𝕏mas T.. @CountFoff
34 Followers 420 Following I am a Christmas Tree. I guess you could say I decided to "branch out"
Him Riggins @nickshiestyburr
618 Followers 1K Following Colts and Hoosiers. Texas Football. Tweeting strictly for the love of the game. listened to Zach Bryan on twitter when he had 2,000 followers
Oliver Richard @DrSchlacht
113 Followers 1K Following PhD candidate. Runner. Dog person. Senile hipster basic. Connoisseur of all things punk, rock n roll and heavy metal. Here for the doomscrolling. He/Him/Bro
Maybe: goated @wimdawgg
1K Followers 539 Following wimdawgg’s back…. tell ya bene-gesserit mother #SHOWME #MIDWESTMADE #riddlerstatus
DoucheBagAsshole @Star1Vibe
287 Followers 536 Following 🪬Human sometimes🔺. Life is dope, I do dope shit, 😎positive vibes unless otherwise required. Follow me before this account disappears @VStar1369100
frankthe3rd @frankthe3rd1
246 Followers 220 Following
jungle㋛ @pongothehermit
689 Followers 502 Following west coast down to the bone. my suffering is legendary
Intrusive Thot @zoeelizabethjpg
588 Followers 926 Following She/her, movie enjoyer, career raver, chaotic bisexual, habitual line stepper
Dream Wizard 💭🧙.. @PleasantAndEvil
7K Followers 2K Following hope u like horses. https://t.co/KSSlNo8vCX
Based Brando @legit_scumbag
6K Followers 2K Following ex con tryna figure it out. mice live inside my walls
The Wholesome One @TiaThePresident
2K Followers 788 Following President of North America. Hunter of vampires & strigoi. Being kind. Doing my best. ☦
̶D̶̶y̶̶l̶̶a̶�.. @Solidus_Mantis
3K Followers 2K Following "I stay higher than giraffe pussy"- Gucci Mane
Micah The Seeker @Micah_McGurk
4K Followers 2K Following writer https://t.co/zYoNbSBzj0 🥞 Intermittent Vegan
hunter the hedgehog @chimp_fan
2K Followers 908 Following Climate- and environmental activist with Asperger's
defleppardfan94 @lemonade_grrrl
7K Followers 2K Following This is Neil Degrease Tyson lovers account following this account most important information and interesting video and pictures follow me.
budum @TimAllenItalian
2K Followers 1K Following Did the Early Middle Ages really exist? This question in itself—and more so the answer ‘NO, the Early Middle Ages did not exist’—is surprising, to say the least
Imogene Wrights @ImogeneWri70726
100 Followers 5K Following
MJ @MJ_Back_Again2
753 Followers 1K Following The original creator, producer, executive director, host, & star of the Great Pod Love It franchise presents: Life of Mike
NorthPolePenguin @NorthPoleP77698
42 Followers 224 Following 💙♿️☮️🇺🇸🚩 If I make it to 50 followers I will post a picture of a cat
Imagine Dragons Hate .. @_21Average_
9K Followers 2K Following you’ve met with a terrible fate, haven’t you?
Tiki God of Ladner @tikigodladner
225 Followers 948 Following Craft beer and foodie gourmand in the South Delta area of Metro Vancouver, British Columbia Canada. ...and mixologist of the exotic cocktails known as tiki.
Ash Tudor @AshTudor888
14K Followers 7K Following Horror writer. Short story writer. Using human kidneys as stress balls since 1998. Supporter of wet door knob.
Jay P. Hurray @jphurray
164 Followers 587 Following sports, politics, gambling, smart stuff, stupid stuff
Will @willharney20
207 Followers 576 Following
Bobby Cump, J.D., esq.. @momagainstanimu
193 Followers 519 Following moms demand action against anime
Dr. Doug 🥼💊💉.. @RaptorBreath
3K Followers 1K Following big dumb, shrek dick expert, forklift certified, trophy husband
Disasstar @jlascel
235 Followers 1K Following Person. Human. Biped. Upright Homo sapiens. Owner of opposable thumbs. Opponent of fascism and injustice. Intact appendix.
Johnny Thanksgiving @KidCharlemango
460 Followers 801 Following Steely Dan guy | Mortal Kombat (1995) enthusiast
LibertarianLad @lad_libertarian
25 Followers 21 Following
chuuch @ch000ch
199K Followers 469 Following
Cullen Pipkin @cullen_pipkin
111 Followers 520 Following
⊹.˚✧⋆❀ Chun-.. @Ston3yBaloney
571 Followers 503 Following I make the sauce, and they run with the recipe 🍜
Name can be blank @dankcharnley
8K Followers 7K Following Classically Trained Comic • Enthusiast • Writerist • Cartoonist • Avid Reader of Smut • Rib Sauce Judge 🤟 Who Hurt Me?: https://t.co/pQ7raaF6uy
Andy @Andy_Matter
861 Followers 1K Following Oaf, woodsman (perfect record v. wildfires), once-was newsman, militant redhead. Bad tweets. RTs are phone calls to your wife. NFFE-FSC
Squishy♿🔞 @SadieMcMian
1K Followers 2K Following Your favorite paraplegic commie slut Married to @ian_mcmian she/her $SquishyBoobWhore https://t.co/MXO9RmdzUZ
real haters @realesthaters
239K Followers 72 Following I post real mfs and real haters, often both | dm submissions
Him Riggins @nickshiestyburr
618 Followers 1K Following Colts and Hoosiers. Texas Football. Tweeting strictly for the love of the game. listened to Zach Bryan on twitter when he had 2,000 followers
Oliver Richard @DrSchlacht
113 Followers 1K Following PhD candidate. Runner. Dog person. Senile hipster basic. Connoisseur of all things punk, rock n roll and heavy metal. Here for the doomscrolling. He/Him/Bro
Maybe: goated @wimdawgg
1K Followers 539 Following wimdawgg’s back…. tell ya bene-gesserit mother #SHOWME #MIDWESTMADE #riddlerstatus
frankthe3rd @frankthe3rd1
246 Followers 220 Following
jungle㋛ @pongothehermit
689 Followers 502 Following west coast down to the bone. my suffering is legendary
DoucheBagAsshole @Star1Vibe
287 Followers 536 Following 🪬Human sometimes🔺. Life is dope, I do dope shit, 😎positive vibes unless otherwise required. Follow me before this account disappears @VStar1369100
Intrusive Thot @zoeelizabethjpg
588 Followers 926 Following She/her, movie enjoyer, career raver, chaotic bisexual, habitual line stepper
Fart Fuckmin @Punished_Bill14
184 Followers 231 Following Amateur Gynecologist • Professional Horny Poster • I hate Browns
@Coutorce @sugeknight @kendricklamar Nigga where you think light skinned ppl come from? The store? Light skinned ppl come from some type of biracial in the family tree 💀
ACAB includes this stupid fucking dog
Proud dog in Brazil posing in front of his seized cocaine haul
if i were given a piñata i don't think i would use a blindfold. i think i would be better at hitting without it
Guys, we all know shampoo is ruining your flow.
Thought this was a Skarsgård
editor: you got the pictures from the steve buscemi shoot? photographer: sure did boss. real fucking sexy just like you asked editor: what
People these days try to spin everything as negative. President Brandon makes amends with the shadow people after 600 years and this is how we’re reporting it. Disgusting. This only helps trump.
BREAKING: Biden attempts to shake hands with a “ghost” after his speech in Tampa, Florida.
i wonder which one is which
getting one of these for slow court days
You can get a custom blowup dolls.
“Hey it’s the lunchtime request hour on the classic rock station, now’s your chance to reach for a deep cut and have us pull something out of the archives. Up first we got Mott the Hoople’s “All the Young Dudes” and The Clash’s “London Calling”!
@phemoid This is the method I use when picking an elected official, not a wife.
People hate Family Guy because it challenges and forces them to slow down, digest and engage deeper with what they’re audiovisually consuming. Instant gratification is ruining our ability to fully appreciate television
storage wars is a parody of star wars. disrespectful to lucas and supremely unfunny .
I don’t give a flying fuck!!!!
What singer had the most unforgettable role in a movie ?
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