Theresa @TTP2009
Living in Southern California, surrounded by pets. Southern California Joined April 2009-
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Having a family is great because then you have multiple people to inform you that the cat threw up while they walk past it without cleaning it up.
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I would tweet, but I’m too busy clicking “not interested in this ad.”
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brachiosaurus: just wants to chill and eat plants brochiosaurus: just wants to chill and grab a couple of beers after lacrosse practice
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Just tell me the password requirements when I'm trying to remember my password!
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Studio Apartment Available: - Pet-friendly - Located next to bridge - No strings attached
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One day you're young then suddenly you have 4 different mustards in the fridge and you definitely have a favorite
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I would like a refund on this weekend. Mine was defective.
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for 8 bucko a month u can subscrieb to "bird plus."" what do u got for "bird pluss??" well for starter i promise not to poopie doodoo right on ur head., dummy.
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Adopt don't shop
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When you are clearing the garbage disposal, are you a little afraid that your free hand will turn it on, or are you normal?
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The best thing about my dryer is the cute little song it sings when it’s finished. The worst thing is how it never gets anything dry.
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There was a time when sandwich bags didn’t have zip-lock technology, all you could do was kind of fold the one end over and pray.
Is it legal to sneak into a neighbor's yard and spray wd40 on their kid's trampoline springs?
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