TEAquila Mockingturd @TidBox

Hoes, bitches and badgers. Moonlights as a 'Lady' but has the airs and graces of a shoe. https://t.co/9kRSaWp79m favstar.fm/users/TidBox Look behind your curtains Joined June 2011

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CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1

6 years ago

Thanks to etherapy, I have had more sessions in cars this week than when I was a drug dealer.

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ℙ𝕝𝕒𝕥𝕠𝕟𝕚𝕔 𝔹𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣 🚩🕯️💀 @karaokeballs

6 years ago

Why do they even say "tomato" ketchup, is there another flavor?

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Daveastated @Daveastated

6 years ago

Him: Dave's just pulled up outside. Her: He's so annoying, always trying to set up childish jokes. *knock knock* Her: See! He's started already.

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Schmuck And A Haircut - Two Bits @SchmuckOnAHorse

6 years ago

I wonder if that sock I lost thinks about me too.

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CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1

6 years ago

Imagine having a birthday party in the bathroom during the coronavirus. Everyone would stop at the first song like a bunch of assholes.

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CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1

6 years ago

I found the Yahtzee. Does it mean that I'm in crisis?

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Adam @HorseMorsel

6 years ago

George Michael: Well, I guess it would be nice. If I could touch your body. CDC: No.

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Chad Read @squirrel74wkgn

6 years ago

I wonder if that Poison cassette is still jammed inside the tape deck of my old ‘92 Honda Civic.

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CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1

6 years ago

Me gazing through tears at my nails, "I just want to remember them this way."

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kimdaaa @kiiimdaaa

6 years ago

My brain has decided it's not an essential business and has shut down for the foreseeable future

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fredesque @FredTaming

6 years ago

today is january 86th, 2020

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CynicalTherapist @CynicalTherapi1

6 years ago

When gamers flirt they use sexual innintendos. Sorry.

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tom @pilau

6 years ago

you can’t spell isolate without i ate

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SHANtilly Lace @theshantilly

6 years ago

I sat outside in the sun. That shit is dope.

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kimdaaa @kiiimdaaa

6 years ago

Pronounces "Geoff" like "Steve"

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Bandersnaaatch @Bandersnaaatch

6 years ago

You know what? If I had a choice, I don’t think I’d be John Malkovich.

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Wolfmann 🇨🇦 @wolfmannjr

6 years ago

Excited for this afternoon. I’m planning to switch things up and lie on my right side instead of my left. Stay tuned

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Jennifer Slopez @JennSlowpez

6 years ago

This is the best time to get high and cut your family’s hair. That’s what I’m doing. I have no training in this field but I watched a lot of YouTube videos. It will be fine.