ARTOMATIC @TimARTOMATIC

physical stuff in a digital world artomatic.co.uk London, UK Joined March 2009

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ARTOMATIC @TimARTOMATIC

a year ago

So, Liz Truss thinks what’s needed is lower taxes when the population have voted overwhelmingly for higher taxes

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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret

a year ago

To those who keep asking if I have managed to infiltrate the Sunak campaign to take charge of weather, umbrella storage, the music, the planted questions by Tory councillors, Titanic visits, and Wales ⚽️ I couldn’t possibly comment. But well done the Agent who got two exit signs…

Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew

a year ago

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ARTOMATIC @TimARTOMATIC

a year ago

If I was Sir Keir Starmer, I’d be reminding the electorate that, based on recent history, voting Conservative isn’t necessarily a vote for Rishi Sunak—we could have another five years of prime ministerial musical chairs with who-knows in charge and all the chaos that would ensue

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James Lucas @JamesLucasIT

a year ago

People who accidentally found their doppelgängers in museums - a thread 🧵

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2 years ago

Every single individual from the PO CEO down to all the investigators, lawyers, Fujitsu execs and post office staff who hounded the sub postmasters and the ministers and government who lied to cover it up should be hauled before the courts to face justice #PostOfficeScandal

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Jim Grace @mac_puck

2 years ago

Either the Tories have not thought through the implications of the post-brexit immigration rules... or they have thought them through all too well. I have a nasty inkling of what they might be up to, but it takes a bit of explaining. Let's start with "before brexit"... 1/

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John Simpson @JohnSimpsonNews

2 years ago

Once met a British oil exec in Lagos. The day before, he’d been to a disastrous party at a top minister’s house. The invitation said ‘Fancy dress compulsory’. He had no fancy dress, but was an enthusiastic scuba diver and by chance had his gear with him. He dressed up, took a…

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2 years ago

This is where we find out that the miracle cure for brain tumours is an exclusive diet of tuna bake #TheArchers

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2 years ago

The benefits to the organisers of #glastonbury2023 of having large LED backdrops behind all the different bands are obvious — no set building etc — but maybe someone might’ve put a bit more thought into the content than simply running the lyrics into an AI image generator

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2 years ago

So, Sunak—presumably not a mortgage-holder— has suggested actual mortgage-holders should be “reassured” as they’re asked to “hold their nerve” while the government does nothing. Doesn’t sound very reassuring

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2 years ago

Was Axl getting chilly? Is the sleeveless biker jacket the rocker’s cardigan? #glastonbury2023

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2 years ago

In all her whinging about not getting a peerage, why isn’t @NadineDorries complaining that a 29 year old intern got one and she didn’t?

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2 years ago

Croatia going full Gilbert & George #EUROVISION

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2 years ago

“Not that I don’t want them to win, I just don’t want to hear it again”. Graham Norton getting better and better #EUROVISION

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Count Binface @CountBinface

2 years ago

Ist der papst katholisch?

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Bantam Menace @neilhwilliams

2 years ago

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Paul Trueman - @paulwtrueman.bluesky.social @paulwtrueman

2 years ago

I love mad car copy. 'Never stop arriving' sounds like the brakes don't work.

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SK Tedeschi @skedeschi

2 years ago

Here's a little look at German cost of living vs British cost of living, which goes a long way to explain why British people are suffering- despite the UK being ome of the richest countries in the world /1