Space Karen @Turigon
Jam tolerator. Umbrage taker. Mallard unbracer. 'Vibrant and Fashionable Pruning Tool' Joined June 2009-
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Passing through Green Hammerton, thinking about Henry IV. Am returning to my Yorkist stronghold. @holland_tom
The next time someone does one of those ‘write a 3 word horror story’ competitions, I’m going to enter this picture.
Here is the montage BBC Sport aired at the end of their Olympics coverage.
One ping only, Vashily :)
Oh no, devastated 😆
Just read about a pair of asteroids in an unstable binary orbit described as “a known wobbler with a devoted valet” and if that's not a euphemism for homosexual then I don't know what is
tbf, I think deporting Britain First to the Falkland Islands is a splendid idea, if a little harsh on those people already living there.
tbf, I think deporting Britain First to the Falkland Islands is a splendid idea, if a little harsh on those people already living there.
PLATYPUSARY! best word ever
Oooh, SOMEBODY'S had some cocaine!
Oooh, SOMEBODY'S had some cocaine!
One woman, walking down the street, speaks for Blackpool: “Ffs we won’t be able to get anything to eat here now because of these knobheads.”
No, you're a bunch of twats.
Odd for a man who won 14% of the vote just a month ago to claim to speak for the population, particularly when he spent many years claiming 48% constituted a minority that could be ignored.
the guy who ran this museum we are in in Slovenia just talked us through how the museum worked and then said “seeing as you’re British, please don’t steal anything for your own museum”

Sarah @SarahDuggers
14K Followers 1K Following If Kate Middleton went feral and lived behind some bins.
will of the people @creamywillbrie
135 Followers 764 Following absolutely not, under any circumstances
Robert Rea @robertrea
7K Followers 1K Following Journalist, formerly BBC News for many years, now writer/producer for hire. Chelsea fan, reluctant runner (see blog below), celebrity queue-er. Went viral onceJak ⭐️⭐️ @blindjak
372 Followers 463 Following I’m a devastatingly handsome, charming and charismatic young stud.
alexandronov @alexandronov
345 Followers 699 Following The Author Alex Andronov - wow does that sound poncy
Bad Is The New Good �... @GrocerJackUK
3K Followers 1K Following Chelsea. europhile, champagne lefty. Plastic Paddy. Blairite. Meritocrat. Aviation geek. Grumpy but nice. Chameleon, comedian, corinthian & caricature. Shortish
Andythefireman MD ANT @Andythefireman
2K Followers 2K Following I'm a retired firefighter, twisted retired firefighter!! A Memorial Device Alternative National Treasure. #EnoughIsEnough
bighcarter @BigHCarter
525 Followers 437 Following Journo, writer, herbert. May contain football, swearing, often both.
⭐⭐𝔾𝕒𝕥�... @gatefourteen
1K Followers 3K Following Lifelong Chelsea. I've got the droids you're looking for.
Noisette @the4ts
512 Followers 904 Following Cat-loving, Chelsea-supporting, Seo Linn Craichead & Sci-fi Nut Adding me to DM group lists gets you reported Now mostly post at the Blue place as @ the4ts too
Hubert Hobux @HubertHobux
2K Followers 6K Following since becoming ghost magnet, have decided to bother the other side for a change....Seance anyone?
Connie Simon @ConniexmSimon
27 Followers 937 Following Lured the best beauties from all US states 😍 They are ready to meet Some have naked profile photos! Watching this https://t.co/tJa15ng0X9
Albert @Albert258130234
71 Followers 408 Following
Theresa @theresa06468616
1K Followers 3K Following
Golden Retriever Love... @GoldenL87919
1K Followers 5K Following “A golden retriever's love is like sunshine; it warms the heart and brightens the soul.” If you love #goldenretrievers, follow us for daily updates.🥰
Ann @lawlerann63
317 Followers 3K Following i’ll turn your boring day into something you’ll never forget
Directed_by @CakeorDirector
242 Followers 1K Following He/who?/Never heard of them. A person’s maturity consists in having found again the seriousness one had as a child, at play. - Friedrich Nietzsche
Rose @johnson74rose
535 Followers 3K Following
Rosemary @s_rosemary81
228 Followers 3K Following
Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp
49K Followers 21K Following 1. Writer 2. Obsessed with lists 3. COMMON PEOPLE 4. THE CORRECT ORDER OF BISCUITS 5. THE WHEEL IS SPINNING BUT THE HAMSTER IS DEAD (https://t.co/xahvo4CqJT)
Lucile @l_muller23
275 Followers 3K Following
Jennifer @perez7_jennifer
273 Followers 3K Following
Affordability Kitchen... @AffordKitchenUK
98 Followers 1K Following 🇬🇧 Transforming spaces one property at a time. •InteriorDesign•KitchenTransformation•HomeDecor Free bookings and consultations @rapidkitchens
Angela @bassett36angela
306 Followers 3K Following
Ofelia @padillaofelia42
251 Followers 3K Following
Glennie @g_emery28
275 Followers 3K Following
Jacob @morvildawizord
50 Followers 577 Following
Jennifer @jennifer_monk88
216 Followers 3K Following
Henrietta @siwiec_henriett
273 Followers 3K Following
Survation. @Survation
62K Followers 23K Following Insightful, selected, trusted. Waiting for Survation? - we can help, find out more: https://t.co/nw1PTftwM5
Mrs Derbz @Mrs_Derbz
1K Followers 2K Following Manc, Northerner, Libyan, maker of Jaffa Cakes and drinker of Vimto. Arabic speaking. Dual Heritage. Fail to prepare, prepare to fail. 🟨🟥🐝💙🇵🇸🇮🇪
Kylee @delnerokylee45
237 Followers 3K Following
uvkkgm27ydyw @yxs9837hwx
37 Followers 1K Following Tiktokshop conducts recruitment for part-time partners! Salary $100-$300 per day, please contact us https://t.co/iXeQE2ugw8
Sonia @nelson29sonia
1K Followers 3K Following
Julia @rivers26julia
392 Followers 3K Following
Tricia @tricia74carmack
309 Followers 3K Following
yvonne blay @rethinking136
2K Followers 4K Following Hate what's happening to our country, disgusted at corporate greed, we need to get rid of subsidised meals and drinks for mps. Happily married,love my cat ,dog
fiskin sears @fiskinwrites
18 Followers 50 Following teacher, song-writer, story-teller, non-ostrich-molester, insomniac, dad, ukulele devotee, producer of odd drawings
Dominic Selwood @DominicSelwood
2K Followers 2K Following Historian ★ Author ★ Novelist ★ Barrister ★ Envious typographer ★ Hack photographer ★ Löud guitar ★ Honorary Research Fellow @UniofExeter
Kai @AndersFinn
533 Followers 3K Following 🇺🇦 (she/her) Animals, UglyDogs, history, science, architecture, auto racing, most things English, Finnish, Swedish. BLM, anti-racist. @[email protected]
Scotty Hayter @ScottyHayter
19K Followers 12K Following Do good, spread good, move more & stop eating so much
Onlyme @AJSleight
256 Followers 1K Following Mum of one. MIS Support Consultant and school Governor. Former Exams Officer. Love books, reading and reading about books 📚
burgersandtacosandnoo... @burgersandtaco1
1 Followers 1 Following
Katherine Hall @kat_hall
398 Followers 194 Following HR Lead @minorityRights, Unofficial ambassador for @brettandbailey cake.
York Unlocked @YorkUnlocked
3K Followers 3K Following We welcome visitors to uncover York's hidden gems and experience familiar places through fresh eyes. Back for the 4th year on 27 & 28th Sept 2025
JimmyCooper @JimmyCo24947444
2K Followers 3K Following Carefree since 1980. Follow the Famous CFC over Land and Sea. Rangers and Atlanta Five Stripes. Music and Film buff.1⃣9⃣0⃣5⃣
Chris Edwards @CineWipe
9K Followers 4K Following Long-time survivor of birth. Journalist and copywriter. Does bits for @NME, @Independent, @Guardian and @VueCinemas. Also does satirical film site CineWipe.
A D N @ADN_M963
87 Followers 2K Following A D N Marketing for digital products #digital_products #digital_goods #تسويق #marketing
Fabian @tlcoperations
70 Followers 331 Following Two things define you: Your patience when you have nothing and your attitude when you have everything.
Sarah @SarahDuggers
14K Followers 1K Following If Kate Middleton went feral and lived behind some bins.
will of the people @creamywillbrie
135 Followers 764 Following absolutely not, under any circumstancesJak ⭐️⭐️ @blindjak
372 Followers 463 Following I’m a devastatingly handsome, charming and charismatic young stud.
alexandronov @alexandronov
345 Followers 699 Following The Author Alex Andronov - wow does that sound poncy
Bad Is The New Good �... @GrocerJackUK
3K Followers 1K Following Chelsea. europhile, champagne lefty. Plastic Paddy. Blairite. Meritocrat. Aviation geek. Grumpy but nice. Chameleon, comedian, corinthian & caricature. Shortish
bighcarter @BigHCarter
525 Followers 437 Following Journo, writer, herbert. May contain football, swearing, often both.
Tom Phillips @flashboy
21K Followers 2K Following Not here. Mostly at Bluesky: https://t.co/Mu8RrmJSnU | 🧵 https://t.co/hf3q6fMpVl | My books! https://t.co/FGNKFAHxGT
Rick Glanvill @RickGlanvill
26K Followers 2K Following Writer•Researcher•Official Chelsea FC historian (my views only)•Family historian•Drummer•Official Clerkenwell & Islington Tour Guide•Podcast: The Famous CFC
⭐⭐𝔾𝕒𝕥�... @gatefourteen
1K Followers 3K Following Lifelong Chelsea. I've got the droids you're looking for.
Noisette @the4ts
512 Followers 904 Following Cat-loving, Chelsea-supporting, Seo Linn Craichead & Sci-fi Nut Adding me to DM group lists gets you reported Now mostly post at the Blue place as @ the4ts too
wint @dril
1.7M Followers 416 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
Sarah Evans @SarahjevsEvans
35K Followers 4K Following Welsh Landscape Artist - Illustrator 🏴Starring, Barry and Walter Kevin Evans, from Port Talbot.
bob mortimer @RealBobMortimer
1.2M Followers 190 Following in our home, in our special drawer, we keep all the items we adore. in a sterilzed cabinet they are kept, and the surrounding environs are regularly swept
derek guy @dieworkwear
1.4M Followers 958 Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Creator of @RLGoesHard. Bylines at The New York Times, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
Jorts (and Jean) @JortsTheCat
192K Followers 2K Following Jorts the cat. Jean helps me. [email protected]
Celia Richardson @CeliaRichards0n
26K Followers 2K Following Director of Communications @nationaltrust. Leading with tea, scones and optimism. These tweets are just mine.
Jacob @morvildawizord
50 Followers 577 Following
Jim Pickard 🐋 @PickardJE
228K Followers 5K Following Deputy Political Editor, Financial Times: Political Journalism team award 2019 (Corbyn’s Labour) & 2021 (Greensill Capital)
Lion Brand Yarn @LionBrandYarn
80K Followers 1K Following Creating a more colorful, connected, and giving world. Family owned and operated since 1878! Use #lionbrandyarn to be featured in our Community Gallery!
Logan & Shadow😇the... @ShadowtheGolden
14K Followers 41 Following Logan: 12/28/23 ❤️ Shadow: Rolling in the sand at the 🌈 bridge. ❤️ 6/13/12 - 11/8/23. Brother to Zola & Ella + cousin to Hopps😇 & Venk😇from @thegoldenratio4
Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah
39K Followers 4K Following Screenwriter. Pervert. BBC Monster. Befuddler of Lord Sugar. Broken, sweaty ape. @phelpsiesarah.bsky.social
Amro @iamamro
6K Followers 4K Following Physicist. Academic. Freelance editor, writer and photographer. Daydream believer. @[email protected] apparently https://t.co/4jE9luNcLy
Dominic Sandbrook @dcsandbrook
107K Followers 9 Following Historian. Columnist @TheTimes. Podcast @TheRestHistory. Books at https://t.co/8PGLHUI7WH
The Spirit of Lorenzo... @LorenzoTheCat
73K Followers 4K Following A Maine Coon with the patience of a Buddhist monk and soul of a philosopher, Lorenzo the Cat likes to wear clothes. Feline art photography by Joann Biondi.
Ian King @IanKingBusiness
114K Followers 363 Following Business journalist & presenter on national newspapers & television for 30+ years - currently contributing to @CNBCi & @thetimes
Genevieve Cogman @GenevieveCogman
4K Followers 596 Following Author of Invisible Library and Scarlet Revolution series, classifications specialist, quilter, knitter, tired. Pronouns she/her. Mastodon @[email protected].
English Heritage @EnglishHeritage
212K Followers 461 Following We’re here to help everyone get closer to England’s heritage.
Almeida Theatre @AlmeidaTheatre
125K Followers 3K Following Romans 🗓️ 9 Sep – 11 Oct The Line of Beauty 🗓️ 21 Oct – 29 Nov
David Eldridge 💙 @deldridgewriter
15K Followers 6K Following "Astute social chronicler" (Time Out). Writer, lecturer & dad dancer. Tweets on family, the arts, WHUFC, books & politics. Rep Michael McCoy @ITG_Ltd
Dan Rebellato is on B... @DanRebellato
17K Followers 2K Following world-renowned playwright and exotic dancer, formerly verified, never subscribing to Twitter Blue. @danrebellato.bsky.social see you there!
James Graham @mrJamesGraham
41K Followers 5K Following Writes: plays & emails 🎭 📺🎬 Dear England - Sherwood - Quiz 🌳 Nottinghamshire / London
Suttons @suttons_seeds
13K Followers 547 Following Historic #gardening brand 🌱 200+ years of quality veg & flower seeds & plants. Royal Warrant holder. Sign up for offers 👉 https://t.co/Hl0XmzjDuw
Angela Harding @ANGELACHARDING
18K Followers 5K Following
Holly Brockwell @holly
111K Followers 53K Following Tech, cats, cat-tech & being catty about tech. Basically I'm a writer who also runs a cat rescue. Well, I do have a lot of mice. [email protected]
All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies
915K Followers 233 Following Telling the story of Hollywood one movie at a time. Behind-the-scenes stories sourced direct from cast/crew or 3+ verified sources. Podcast + daily posts. 🎬
Alex Davies @Discoinfernal
270 Followers 708 Following
Sean Astin @SeanAstin
425K Followers 2K Following Answers to Mikey, Rudy, Sam, & Bob… also hey you, dad, and we’ll be right with you sir - For personalized video messages click the link below
Tom Holland @holland_tom
350K Followers 1K Following New translation of Suetonius out now! Dinosaur lover. ‘A leading English cricketer' - The Times. Podcast: @theresthistory
Christopher Lloyd @DocBrownLloyd
432K Followers 78 Following Welcome to the official Twitter account for Christopher Lloyd, run by the family.
Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve
386K Followers 25K Following Enquiries: [email protected] mailing list: https://t.co/RLUzvyVcee Support me: https://t.co/U09r4vQtnf Shop at website below xxx
Terry Matalas @TerryMatalas
60K Followers 1K Following Showrunner/Director/popcorn maker. STAR TREK PICARD on Paramount+. 12 MONKEYS on Syfy/Hulu/Amazon/iTunes. And some other stuff…
Alan Alda @alanalda
281K Followers 182 Following Actor, Writer Host of the podcast "Clear+Vivid with Alan Alda". Listen here: https://t.co/UOAi9D75PP
Joseph Rowntree Found... @jrf_uk
165K Followers 61K Following We work to speed up and support the transition to a future free from poverty, in which people and planet can flourish.
Jeff Bridges @TheJeffBridges
337K Followers 137 Following Jeff Bridges (born December 4, 1949) is an American actor, musician, photographer, painter, sculptor, campaigner for No Kid Hungry and storyteller.
Matt Lucas HQ @RealMattLucas
1.1M Followers 12K Following This account is run by Matt's team and contains info about upcoming projects. DMs NOT MONITORED. https://t.co/2mskD30l8A
Glenn Moore (Insta: @... @TheNewsAtGlenn
47K Followers 833 Following Comedian, and nephew to three gorgeous uncles. Enquiries: [email protected]
All Saints RC School ... @AllSaintsYork6F
466 Followers 248 Following Twitter account for All Saints RC School Sixth Form in York.
DoneHat @Popehat
267K Followers 1K Following Bye. https://t.co/7CTLPHydam: @popehat. Mastodon: @[email protected]. Substack: https://t.co/j3NdkUE2en. Podcast: https://t.co/43rX4AAPbI.