Lauren @VanitySized
She just went at it and caused some aggravation, then it snowballed a bit. kitchenwitchandbitch.wordpress.com Memphis Joined October 2008-
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Hey, @grok, who was the most famous person to visit my profile? It doesn't need to be a mutual, don't tag them, just say who it was.
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"When you're patriotic AF, but you also worship Satan." - @the_chewie, probably
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Thank you to all the White House ushers, butlers, maids, chefs, florists, gardeners, plumbers, engineers & curators for all you do every day
Thank you to all the White House ushers, butlers, maids, chefs, florists, gardeners, plumbers, engineers & curators for all you do every day
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If the White House were the Enterprise, they'd be issuing red uniforms to most staff members by now.
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Trump lied about the BOY SCOUTS. A senior Scouts source says there was no call at all, let alone a call telling him his speech was the best.
In a truly shocking turn of events, my uberEATS quest for charcuterie has led to a fairly surprising winner. Congrats, Silly Goose. 🤷🏻♀️
Broken laptop screen!!! Who can fix it? Need some reccs ASAP!!
Wrong!!! Ran outside and we can haz streetlights!!! Surely that means I will have power shortly?! Overton Square is back. All good signs!!
Still don't have power, but just heard a transformer blow. Leads me to believe it'll be a minute or two longer before I'm restored
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Hello Neighbors we have power And we are open and you're welcome to charge your phone batteries . Let us know what we can do to help !!!
Driving around Midtown checking out the damage, and I'm both shocked and alarmed that I haven't seen a single work crew anywhere. #treesdown
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We are set up and rocking at @2017MSFTF on Tiger Lane! Come see us near the @CentralBBQ & @RAWKn_Grub trucks!
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We are proud to announce a new Sunday tour date - Brunch @ CANVAS of Memphis! We'll be RAWK'n every Sunday from 11 to 3 starting April 30!
So, this is the new world order? People really feel free to spout insanity? This is NOT okay.
So, this is the new world order? People really feel free to spout insanity? This is NOT okay.
Things that are easy in your mind, but impossible in reality: painting furniture and keeping cats off of it. #closeddoorsareopeninvitations
@jdylan901 I'm more of a ginger ale and "give Taco Bell $15 and bring me food," but I agree with the sentiment. 💯
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Saying the bill failure was the Dems' fault when you never reached out is like blaming your love life on people you never swiped right on.
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Meanwhile, at today's meeting on feline healthcare...
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