Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

Stand-up comedian, script writer, and copywriter as funny as she is tall- kind of, for a girl. Writer @WGAeast 🏳️‍🌈 samgordoncomedy.com Atlanta, GA Joined February 2013

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

2 years ago

If you’re going to use AI to generate something as personal as accepting folx for who they are during Pride, you are more of a tool than #ChatGPT is 🥸 If you want to be supportive, be genuine. #ai #pridemonth #rainbowcapitalism #genuine #lgbtq #pridemonth2023 #lesbian

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

2 years ago

Ever since we watched rewatched @thehills when I tell @Ivy_Mitchell to make a wish at 11:11 she says “I wish Whitney well” @whitneyEVEport

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Jackie Siegel, The Queen of Versailles @JackieSiegelusa

2 years ago

You guys.. 💋 Wishing you a happy Passover and Easter week! ❤️ I hope you don’t mind the noise.. Turkey 🦜 and Chicken 🦜 are being dramatic for the camera lol. ❤️👸💋

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

2 years ago

What is your favorite word for penis? Mine is “peen peen”

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

2 years ago

Is it a movie or is it a 3 hour informercial for guns? #johnwick #johnwick4 #guncontrol

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

3 years ago

I can’t imagine a lovelier life than being born an Avett Brother’s child. Imagine any of those boys as your father/uncle 😭

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

3 years ago

My version of the Kardashian’s is Irwin’s and my Real Housewives is The Queen of Versailles

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

3 years ago

People try to skip past the way they hurt you while blaming you for being unable to move on as if they didn’t take a fat dump on the path forward.

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

3 years ago

When you ask for help with unemployment in Georgia the auto reply email still talks about PUA as if that didn’t end almost 2 years ago 😅

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3 years ago

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richjonesmusic.bsky.social @jonessoruthless

3 years ago

THEY FORGOT TO TURN OFF THE ESCALATORS AT THE BANK VAULT WALGREENS IN WICKER 😭😭😭😭

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

3 years ago

If Atlanta builds one more food hall full of $18 tacos I swear to mf god atlanta.eater.com/2023/3/1/23620…

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Sam @WhatSamJustSaid

3 years ago

I had to wait 3 months to qualify for health insurance at my job but once I got let go, those benefits disappeared after 2 weeks. I’d write a joke about it but it already is one 🙃

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Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2

3 years ago

A lawyer in Florida is arguing that an incarcerated pregnant woman's fetus hasn't committed any crimes and is being illegally detained, which endangers the health of the unborn child, therefore the woman should be released until the baby is born. Let the mental gymnastics begin.

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Domooo 🧞🫧💫 @idimeology_

3 years ago

I’ll never forgive my parents for not spending $19.95 on one of these for me 😭😭😭

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Eden Dranger @Eden_Eats

3 years ago

On Valentines Day 8 yrs ago, I had very early stage breast cancer and had a double mastectomy. 3 yrs later, I met a guy I fell madly in love. I told him I don’t have boobs but he said it didn’t matter. 4 weeks later he dumped me for Delta flight attendant. This isn’t us