WhyChrisBrain @WhyChrisBrain
Failed Human Experiment No idea Joined March 2009-
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I have to start my own cult. I'm not much of a joiner.
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Trump couldn't stop the only war that really matters, the Ice Cube "War Of The Worlds"
Winston Peters saying New Zealand is "not ready" to recognise Palestine makes it sound like we collectively had a big night, slept through our alarms, and need an extension on the HUMAN RIGHTS assignment.
And this is an example of why I'm in recovery.
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Even a stopped escalator is right once every 80 years.
"Bring your kid to work day" at the White House?
"Bring your kid to work day" at the White House?
Freedom Stairs.
"Everyone" except "they."
If I get raptured, for the first week, everyone will just assume I've gone on a bender.
Jr. Always there for Charlie.
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You know what they say... Do the crime, appoint a fucktonne of Supreme Court judges.
You know what they say... Do the crime, appoint a fucktonne of Supreme Court judges.
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