WitStream @WitStreamdotcom
Your 24-hour live comedy ticker. What's funny about what's happening, NOW. We'll make sure it's only the good stuff. FREE iPhone App here: http://t.co/6cfJkTdD witstream.com Joined July 2009-
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A paper-and-ink offline humor magazine founded in the year 2016. I kid you not! Wackiness has ensued! kickstarter.com/projects/micha…
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@dantelfer 15 whole minutes??! You have no idea how long that is in startup minutes.
@dantelfer Ok please round up Colbert, Kimmel, Meyers, Schumer and Poehler. That oughta fix things.
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