Yes, That's The Joke @YesThatsTheJoke
For those times when people don't get a joke, or explain our jokes back to us. Warning: PAINFUL to read. Please give us yours: [email protected] buzzfeed.com/hayleycampbell… The Internet Joined April 2015-
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Not strictly on topic for this account - but I guarantee it'll be relevant to your interests. x.com/parkermolloy/s…
First, read Petri's fantastic and funny piece: washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/… Then, read this: x.com/petridishes/st…
First, read Petri's fantastic and funny piece: washingtonpost.com/blogs/compost/… Then, read this: x.com/petridishes/st…
I vote to name this man "Helpful McHelpface". (Original tweet: @SoozUK)
@RachJBurns Rach has reached Legendary Status on twitter dot com now theguardian.com/music/2017/jun…
Perhaps the most extreme @YesThatsTheJoke I've seen yet.
In my 700 years on this garbage website, I've never seen replies like this. Follow @RachJBurns immediately in solidarity, all of you.
It's not the only thing that's failed... (Original tweet: @metisblack)
Quick side-note: Donald Trump is a fascist, and anyone who stays silent or neutral about it is complicit in fascism.
Not even gonna make a joke for this one. "Think before tweeting". THINK BEFORE TWEETING. (Original joke: @SnoozeInBrief)
Cultural differences are so beautiful... (Second time we've had a @KarlreMarks tweet on here. Do give him a follow) #watersportsgate
I'm not sure what Disney movies came out in those years? (Original tweet: @OwenJones84)
Meanwhile, on Facebook: (original joke by @thedailymash)
Alternative lyrics: 🎶 I explain people's jokes back to them / to explain the time away. 🎶 (Original tweet: @RogerQuimbly)
For the sake of your health, I don't recommend this. If you do, don't do it near smashable things. x.com/cosryan/status…
Infinite patience on display by Sophia here. Heroic, really. (Original tweet: @1followernodad)
This sounds like "fake news" to me. (Original tweet: @GusTheFox)
Extremely high quality replies to @misterbrilliant's great running joke. If only he'd think before tweeting!
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I'm not sure I'd be brave enough to try something so radical. (Original tweet: @rhodri)
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18K Followers 778 FollowingJust discovered @YesThatsTheJoke - a painful but necessary public service...
@SteveEagles7 @Baddiel @YesThatsTheJoke It's not ironic when you're literally just explaining the joke the other person has made...
Think I've just wasted at least an hour of the work day on @YesThatsTheJoke's page. Absolute gold!!!
@YesThatsTheJoke @RachJBurns The last pic is the best one. "I know what a joke is - it's when you make a statement of fact"
@YesThatsTheJoke @RachJBurns Done ! It's the very least she deserves 🤗
@YesThatsTheJoke This is great. I had a look at her replies, and oh my god, there's so many people that didn't get it. It is truly amazing.
@YesThatsTheJoke @RachJBurns She was actually pretty gracious about it, as was Shoe On Head guy. It's the people who wouldn't accept she'd made a joke that got me!
@RogerQuimbly It was on the i-player, one camera, not a single shot of the crowd. Hell of a speech though.
I just discovered @YesThatsTheJoke and I can not stop reading them but it's so physically painful, and makes me sad for humanity
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Oh dear. I've stumbled on @YesThatsTheJoke. Not expecting to have a very productive morning today now.
@edmorrish @jackthurston knighthoods that's all about the establishment! Fuck the lot of them, parasites
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@machcomedyfest @YesThatsTheJoke that's the joke isn't it? ☹️
@misterbrilliant You do realise that June comes after May right? So it could have gotten progressively hotter and thus broken the record?
@misterbrilliant Are you joking? Both are true and 2017 could be hotter still. Think before you tweet!