chip malfunction @online_shawn
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I hate it when I'm placing my vanity plate order and I have a sudden orgasm
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There is a man trapped inside the Bean
There is a man trapped inside the Bean
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Timeless video
Big day for clumsy boston oafs
Big day for clumsy boston oafs
I thought this meant "having balls all summer long" at first
I thought this meant "having balls all summer long" at first
It begins
It begins https://t.co/9MogyoT70C
I assume this is a mistake, roast duck shouldn't be this cheap
I've had tinnitus for years and I never knew it was caused by...a lovely bit of cloud cover
I've had tinnitus for years and I never knew it was caused by...a lovely bit of cloud cover
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stationary boom mic giving this shot away lmao
stationary boom mic giving this shot away lmao https://t.co/4Qx036Lx6V
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when i first saw the part where the old lady realizes the fox can’t stay with her and there’s a montage of him being a baby with her and she has to bring him to the forest and leave him alone there and he doesn’t understand why made me so sad that i almost threw up
when i first saw the part where the old lady realizes the fox can’t stay with her and there’s a montage of him being a baby with her and she has to bring him to the forest and leave him alone there and he doesn’t understand why made me so sad that i almost threw up
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happy 4th of july
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"This Whole Thing Smacks Of Gender," i holler as i overturn my uncle's barbeque grill and turn the 4th of July into the 4th of Shit
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This is the stupidest day in American history, a record that will be broken by every subsequent day in American history.
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My books is available now! If you like Madonna you will like this book. If you like salami you will like this book. If you like women with borderline personality who chain smoke you will like this book. It’s available for audio too, narrated by meeeee. geni.us/cryformeargent…
When I was a little kid my pediatrician's name was Dr Needleman
When I was a little kid my pediatrician's name was Dr Needleman
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