Δƨƨαƨƨιи Ħσиɛʏ🍯 @_AssassinHoney
Mőm. MúśÌć. Śáŕćáśm. ČőffÈÈ. Ĥőŕŕőŕ. ČőmÈďý. IńśÌďÈ jőkÈś. ˩ɛт'ƨ Ƨтαят α Яισт Joined October 2021-
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"I swear to God, I never fall in love. Then, you showed up and I can't get enough of it..." - Machine Gun Kelly, "My Ex's Best Friend."
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Never, and I repeat, never love someone more than you love yourself. It will destroy you in every way
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Get you a man that tells you you're amazing, even if all you did was make coffee.
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A lot of good people around...but not everyone radiates the same vibes that match your frequency!!!💫🌟
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i close my eyes and wait for you to join me
When you're peeking to see if you want to answer your door:
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I choose my underwear for the day based on how likely I am to have sex. Today I'm wearing a used grocery bag I found floating across the highway.
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Happy Fckn Wednesday!!!!! Be better Fckrs! 🤣🤣🤣
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Y͎o͎u͎ A͎R͎E͎ e͎n͎o͎u͎g͎h͎
Words of wisdom: don't be an asshole today. Just try. 😊
How would you break up with someone? Just wondering..
a twisted angel☪️ @_lickmytwitties
323 Followers 1K Following 18+ #NSFW ♡ ϟταγ ωϱίϒϕ ♡ ɬ♄єгє คίภ'ɬ ภ๏ гєรɬ Ŧ๏г ɬ♄є ฬίςƙє๔ 乂✰乂♡ ꒰⑅ᵕ༚ᵕ꒱˖♡ ♏️🌞♓️🌙 ♎️⬆️ ιίϯϱ ρατλ = 3 #scorpiofam #horrorfam #stonerfam
no one @GoodPackages
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Josh @starsnbars7
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ƲяƖитɛяиɛт�... @_UrInternetGF_
35 Followers 126 Following Mѧmѧ. ṃȗṡıċ. ṡѧяċѧṡṃ. ċȏғғєє. һȏяяȏя. ċяѧẓʏ ɞıṭċһ, ѧṅԀ ı ʟıҡє ıṭ.
falling softly @DanglingLines
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Frank Goodman @MASKEDMANIACXXX
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Cats - Gorgeous & Fun... @Six_Stinky_Cats
27K Followers 18K Following 'We are simply amazing, #funny, #clever.We are Cats' #cats #parody #cuterday #貓 #Kucing #बिल्ली 🎥 not ours! MAIN ACCOUNTS ➡️@SixStinkyCats ➡️ @GorgeousPlanet_
The Late Innings @thelateinnings
3K Followers 2K Following at least one new joke a day, and at least one new rock 'n' roll record every four years https://t.co/wmGhPwmaT0
DidYouKnow.... @DidYouKnower
238 Followers 851 Following Amazing fact, quotes, elaborations, and other fun fu(kery. 🙃🙃🙃
Esses Pequenos Gangst... @SixStinkyCatsPT
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Funny Gorgeous Animal... @GorgeousPlanet_
20K Followers 12K Following 'We want to entertain you' #fun by @Sixstinkycats #animals #aww #cats #Dogs #birds #raccoon #Hewan #有趣的動物 #funny 🎥 and 📷 ARE NOT MINE! For Remove send DM.
The Six 'Stinky' Cats... @SixStinkyCats
20K Followers 15K Following We are bad funny Gangsters, that's why they call us 'Stinky' with @DonPurrleone, Al Catone, El Catpo, Papillon, Cata Hari, Shadow #貓 #Cats #Kucing #बिल्ली
🔸Adam🔸 @tex_fett210
151 Followers 1K Following Foodie 🥩 Fine Beer 🍺 Photography 📸 Energy ✨ Memes 😂 Love 💗 👻: zoomzoom_m3
Jamie Voorhees 😈�... @JamieVoorhees6
20K Followers 13K Following I'm Jason Voorhees' daughter! lvl 37! #campcrystallake🔪21+ #RP🚫NO DM🚫 #HorrorFam #Depressed #Suicidal #CoDMobile player - Jamie6Blood
Big, Bad Caffeinated ... @Caff_Dad
7K Followers 3K Following 🇳🇿 Considered a funny parent by @HuffPost @boredpanda and @TODAYshow Considered kinda funny but mostly painful by my kids.
Andy @andylectablyme
10K Followers 7K Following Seeker / posting random thoughts / Married / Dad / Same username on Telegram / If you don't see my tweets on your TL, check here 👇🏻
Darla @ddsmidt
38K Followers 12K Following I don't take any of this nonsense too seriously. Here's a link to my tweets: https://t.co/GSnadPOMAS
𝒯𝓇𝓊𝒹𝓎 @Changedhandle1
20K Followers 12K Following Dutch 🌷🇳🇱 🇫🇷https://t.co/67p0er2Jh1 Not yr 👻 NO DM 👊 #wildwickedwords♥️🖤
⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂�... @deathbyhibachi
127K Followers 130K Following Art and trivia for headcases like you ⚱️ 火鉢による死亡 ⚱️
Easy👾 @edawg_eric
5K Followers 3K Following Total fucking scoundrel. Lover of donuts and dick jokes. Rebel scum. Slippery bastard. Obsessed with buttholes. NSFW. (21+)🎲🎯🎮#retrogamer
Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4
3K Followers 3K Following power pop treasure hunter, dot connector, mustachioed dad of 3, favorite misheard lyric: "we're all such silly people" (Marvin Gaye, Let's Get It On)
Pets Fun House @pets_fun_house
38K Followers 34K Following
FatFckn Scotty The Dr... @WookScott
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⊹٭𝚆𝚘𝚗𝚍... @metickleu
17K Followers 6K Following Raggedy Ann in a Barbie world https://t.co/OgxOrzHKoE #fuckcancer My superpower is battling colon cancer.
RubyRedDress💕💕�... @DressRuby
1K Followers 1K Following Sometimes shy. I love words. Married with children. ARMY vet. https://t.co/B4tsNrRns0
Suugah Boogah @N_Doemostmuted
9K Followers 4K Following Laugh, joke and talk my shit...You can argue with yourself.....#RaiderNation #Lakeshow #Dodgers
Hacked Account @TheWillOShow
3K Followers 3K Following Account Hacked. Support tools dont work - which of course they don't, Elon owns it. This will never be twitter ever again.
Mamusa @TheMamusa
1K Followers 1K Following Short on patience, long on my whiskey pour. Lactose and bullshit intolerant. I will cuss you.
Wiffle Ball Helmet @wffleballhelmet
5K Followers 4K Following Who mistook the steak for chicken? ⚜️🐘☀️⚡️ 🚗9️⃣ and 2️⃣3️⃣ ; 🏎5️⃣ 🏎️ ALO. I hate pineapple.
V₳₦Ɇ₴₴₳ @237_TheOverlook
29K Followers 11K Following 🖤 #HorrorMovies 🖤 #HorrorArt 🖤 #DarkArt 🖤 18+Only!!! 🔞 I don't own the images/pics I post (apart from my selfies) No drama, just fun. 💀🤘
Chuckie just me and V... @GetiltHenry
515 Followers 1K Following just a guywho loves metal, Weed , a big Chocolate freak. huge Clemson 🏈 fan, love my Yankees too. comics funko pops , Naps are best Coffee, Pop tarts
Monster Kid-Old Movie... @monster_weirdo
11K Followers 9K Following Old time monster movie fan. He/him. Vintage or cult film & TV, music, comics, gaming etc. PNGTuber Horror Host.
Lori @Cornjerker78
9K Followers 3K Following
Pumpkinfred 🎃 @highhfred
51K Followers 24K Following Happy Spookies 👻 80s horror 🔪 found footage fiend 📼 stoner 🌿 Godzilla🦖 Synthwave 🎹 Gaming 🧑💻 Anime 🎨 osrs 💻 the last drive-in 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇲🇽
𝕋𝕒𝕔𝕠𝕞�... @RolandoTaCoS
8K Followers 8K Following “Find what you love and let it kill you” NSFW | BDSM | mdni | ༺♡༻
It's just Steve @dadnceli
4K Followers 3K Following I was told to write a bio https://t.co/wV3Acstm3W
MrPikes @TheOGMrPikes
1K Followers 934 Following Poorly groomed technologist. Affable weirdo. Fairly certain I've never seen these opinions before in my life. https://t.co/YBEUuX40ww
Turtle Sprints @TurtleSprints
3K Followers 3K Following Ex Roller Disco Superstar. I have a bad knee. https://t.co/KVBortQyfX
Mr Sarcastic @raymondh3h3
27K Followers 28K Following I'm on Twitter because my family is on Facebook...... what I tweet is just for fun!
✨Pallavi✨ 🇮�... @even_tempered
13K Followers 2K Following #Wife#Mother#Loves her work & #WordPlay#Jovial & Full of Life #Humorous#Virgo#AI assisted songs creator 🤪 #Thankful that God has been so kind and generous!!
falling softly @DanglingLines
5K Followers 4K Following I felt the world open up and I took a bigger, more spacious breath. ~JSC
Mantic Flame @manticflame
20K Followers 17K Following Poet / Mystic / Artist / Writer / https://t.co/NyVvzO4Rs8
𝑨 𝑷𝒐𝒆𝒕... @APoeticWhisper
8K Followers 1K Following Chaos & curiosity 1 day at a time, loving & living, these whispers are mine© 🔗https://t.co/t8kUlTReFs
sammy morris @themorris23
8K Followers 3K Following Im married to one succulent momma and we have 3 badass kids. I like Star Wars, corn dogs, I can moonwalk and count to 10 by 5's. Guns Up Baby!!
The Late Innings @thelateinnings
3K Followers 2K Following at least one new joke a day, and at least one new rock 'n' roll record every four years https://t.co/wmGhPwmaT0
Velocirooster chicxul... @Theropologist
4K Followers 4K Following Off to beiger pastures. Find me at https://t.co/kRmSp7cv9x
Nostradadmus @bigpoppadrunk
9K Followers 3K Following All bribes must be in form of a taco https://t.co/AF0c1kN79I
Big, Bad Caffeinated ... @Caff_Dad
7K Followers 3K Following 🇳🇿 Considered a funny parent by @HuffPost @boredpanda and @TODAYshow Considered kinda funny but mostly painful by my kids.
Schmaaaags @schmaaaags
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𝑀𝒾𝒸𝓀 @mickru79
21K Followers 12K Following Find what you’re living for, go against the odds, enjoy every moment…be kind…
The Nostalgic @TheNostalgicCo
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Breakfast 🍩 ☕️... @donutscoffeeme
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Víkrám @gvicks
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Greg One Leg @Greg_1_Leg
9K Followers 3K Following I’m Greg and I have one leg. I only post when I’m drunk
austere @awakendmindsoul
20K Followers 11K Following ketel one, three olives and a pickle https://t.co/g2FnVTuiev
PieGuy @ilovepie84
29K Followers 6K Following My wife works two jobs so that I can chase my dream of being in a boy band. https://t.co/JhWCxIXYbK
ⒷⓊⒷⒷⓁⓎ T ... @smileitsfree44
66K Followers 7K Following I’m a 90’s style kinda girl. Timeless one might say 😏no need to appeal this, you all know I’m right 🥰 opinions are my own 🙌🏻retweets are not an endorsement
⛩️ 𝑫𝒆𝒂�... @deathbyhibachi
127K Followers 130K Following Art and trivia for headcases like you ⚱️ 火鉢による死亡 ⚱️
Alex⁷ @yA_Monachopsis
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Maze (they/them) @MySkellyCloset
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boo-boo-ɾɑҍҍíԵ @StrangerTings5
5K Followers 2K Following WARNING: I use armor piercing tweets. Just a small town rabbit, livin' in a sarcastic world.
Hacked Account @TheWillOShow
3K Followers 3K Following Account Hacked. Support tools dont work - which of course they don't, Elon owns it. This will never be twitter ever again.
Fillmore Wilbury 🎶 @RussRoth4
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Missouri CNA @mcsa7f
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Hecate_Goddess @HecateGoddess3
223 Followers 542 Following I’m smart in the ways that scare your soul and awaken your passion. I would rather die from passion than boredom.
ƲяƖитɛяиɛт�... @_UrInternetGF_
35 Followers 125 Following Mѧmѧ. ṃȗṡıċ. ṡѧяċѧṡṃ. ċȏғғєє. һȏяяȏя. ċяѧẓʏ ɞıṭċһ, ѧṅԀ ı ʟıҡє ıṭ.
𝕂𝕒𝕪, 𝕥�... @BabyAblaze
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RubyRedDress💕💕�... @DressRuby
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♡𝓝𝓪𝓲𝓷�... @JustNaina
4K Followers 138 Following Everything is art. This user loves the night sky, believes in kindness, loves poetry, Literature. I credit @bloominglove_ for my beautiful header.❤️
Just me, DJ🇺🇸 �... @DJwhoknew888
6K Followers 4K Following sometimes funny, sometimes deep, always in chaos. beach/sunset pics/Music lover Just here for the jokes. 🚫DMs unless you’re #JakeGyllenhaal
FloatOn🎈☕️ @musicntats
27K Followers 14K Following 🇵🇷🇺🇲🇪🇸♉☀️/♑ 🌙/♈ ⬆️ #INFJ #BeKind #WeAllFloatOn #Thalassophile #LetsGoPens #RaiderNation #HereWeGo #Skol #MNTwins #BillsMafia #DirtyWater #SpacesHost
𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚎 𝚠... @damn_elle420
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hergreyside @HerGreySide
9K Followers 4K Following The shades in between 🤍 Poet 🖤 Author of GREY LININGS ©️🇦🇺 https://t.co/PUkb0JavVZ
Ammargarita🧜♀... @annmargarita72
67K Followers 3K Following always up for a cocktail & a laugh- bitches are beautiful #NyIslanders
Ginger @gingerbrigade1
52K Followers 489 Following in 100 years none of this is gonna matter. as seen on @huffpost. @a_aronking is mine. in case of emergency: @gingerbrigade2
🖤😈🖤✌️�... @foreverRaven99
9K Followers 6K Following Movies 🎬 Horror 😱🔪 Sci Fi 👽🤖 Mostly peace and love ❤️😜✌️#NoDrama.Trends for United States
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