The Batman @_B4TM4N
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I’m wearing swimming trunks and trying to figure out how I got here.
The Batman retweeted
You can't undo what you did. And you can't redo what you didn't. But you can look forward, and take steps toward the person you hope to be.
This guy has a dart board and his full name on his shirt. Of course you fucking lost.
The Batman retweeted
Just because you're in the middle of the storm doesn't mean you aren't making progress. Every day matters, even the ones where it feels like all you did was survive.
I don’t think I should help you with a firearm right now.
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I just ate something with mayonnaise in it in case you wondered how drunk I was.
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