fakingit&makingit @_BenAwhile
100% verifiably human Joined June 2020-
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once again it is 4pm, too early for a beer, too late for a coffee, and so i find myself roaming the streets desperate to spend $8 on a mysterious third beverage
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nyt putting sponge, bob, square, and pants as words in connections but not making it an answer
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"Is Wordle getting harder?" is a funny way to pronounce "I don't know the word 'tacit'"
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my first experience with imposter syndrome was when i was 6 years old watching PBS & being told that viewers like me funded the entire station
Alexa, do the dishes. While you’re at it, fix my life. What do you mean, “I don’t understand that?”
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the signs as McDonald's orders Aries: McFlurry Taurus: McSpaghetti Gemini: spicy Sprite Cancer: water cup Leo: Big Mac Virgo: Fries Libra: Apple Slices Scorpio: Tangy BBQ sauce Sagittarius: Shamrock Shake Capricorn: straw wrapper Aquarius: Spicy McNuggets Pisces: Filet-o-Fish
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big fan of buying two weeks worth of groceries but stopping for taco bell on the way home
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Moon's wet. wapo.st/2TnGakx
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me laughing during a shakespeare play to let everyone know i get it
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I choose to believe no one can see through the windows in my apartment
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I will be honest with you guys I have no idea how big an acre is
i have not once used a level, and i don’t intend to start. that bubble can go mock someone else
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