Chris Wright™ / 🦋 @daverandom.com @_DaveRandom
Coder, network engineer, blithering idiot. Infosec-curious. 3rd line at @IntecBusinessSo. He/him. Views my own. Mistakes someone else's - probably @PHPeeHaa's daverandom.com Manchester, Europe Joined September 2013-
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The replies to this are insane, in every sense of the word. When it comes to guns the rest of the world looks at the USA and says "what the actual fuck?" so loud I'm surprised y'all can't hear it over the sound of the gunfire
The replies to this are insane, in every sense of the word. When it comes to guns the rest of the world looks at the USA and says "what the actual fuck?" so loud I'm surprised y'all can't hear it over the sound of the gunfire
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Chris Wright™ / 🦋 @daverandom.com retweeted
Yeah what the hell is this
Yeah what the hell is this
Chris Wright™ / 🦋 @daverandom.com retweeted
Absolute devastation at the news the @frankontheradio show is ending :-/
I have 3 clipper lighters I am emotionally attached to, one of them I have had for at least 10 years and has an old school round sparker wheel. They are very satisfyingly reusable/maintainable objects.
The Independent is a now joke of a newspaper that is neither news, nor available on paper in any meaningful way. What used to be something I trusted is now on the same level as, and a significant chunk of, Facebook ads.
advice for life: say fewer things
10.0.0/24 is objectively the worst subnet
Chris Wright™ / 🦋 @daverandom.com retweeted
Huw Merriman, the Tory rail minister, admitted today that the govt has spent more money fighting railway workers than it would have cost to settle the dispute.
This is a picture of a nervous breakdown.
This is a picture of a nervous breakdown.
Chris Wright™ / 🦋 @daverandom.com retweeted
I hate printers. Nothing should be this hard.
This sign may as well say "do not press this button" - the only thing I want to do now is plug the HDMI into something to see what happens
This sign may as well say "do not press this button" - the only thing I want to do now is plug the HDMI into something to see what happens
Why is Baby It's Cold outside still considered fine
Hi @vmbusiness - your agent Bajeeta was excellent today, please pass on my thanks :-) happy to provide details if you want, she was helpful and knowledgeable throughout the call
Can't get past @frankontheradio + Shakespeare = Frankspeare, haunting my brain and I keep involuntarily laughing in public every hour or two. Apparently I am a man of simpler pleasures than I thought :-P it's 2am ffs and the lights were off a minute ago
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why is he smiling... what does he know??
Happy Birthday @frankontheradio :-)
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