Emski @_DistortedSmile

Well behaved women rarely make history instagram.com/distortedsmile Manchester, England Joined February 2009

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JB⁴⁴ @Roadrunner_F1

2 months ago

No more Christian Horner interviews on Sky Sports

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Mahir 🇹🇷🇬🇧 @ScrewderiaF1

6 months ago

Welcome to Ferrari Lewis

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Kofi Ntim🇬🇭 @NtimBarima

7 months ago

Resharing the list of 62 excel short cut keys:

Kofi Ntim🇬🇭 @NtimBarima

7 months ago

Resharing the list of 62 excel short cut keys: https://t.co/9GJjgSGqDt

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GMP Tactical Dog Unit @GMPDogs

3 years ago

I am sure you would want to wish PD Crank a long and happy retirement 🐾. PD Crank began his career in 2017 until the present day, initially serving with PC Mark and then PC Tom. Crank has served with distinction and now it’s time to put his paws up🐾🐾 at PC Toms .

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Charlotte Church @charlottechurch

3 years ago

Also Jeremy Clarkson, wow that poor bastard needs so much therapy. All I can suggest is that he undertake some form of the hero's journey and come back to the village ever changed or do civilization a favour and fuck off from public life.

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NHS Nurses @SocialistNHS

3 years ago

Rishi Sunak is working on tough new anti-strike laws If you will do everything you can to stand against this please reply with a ✊ Let's send this Government a message! #RightToStrike

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Will Sebag-Montefiore @wsebag

3 years ago

My first interview with Matt Hancock in the Jungle #ImACeleb

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Have I Got News For You @haveigotnews

3 years ago

Matt Hancock warned that the Australian jungle can be ‘an exceptionally dangerous place’ - second only to British care homes in 2020.

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Nadine Batchelor-Hunt @nadinebh_

3 years ago

More people voted for Matt Hancock to do the bushtucker trial tonight than voted for Rishi Sunak to be prime minister We live in a completely normal country

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Phlegm Clandango @Cain_Unable

3 years ago

-"Are you up to much tomorrow night?" -"No, just sitting at home with the lights off, drinking whisky, eating haribo & shouting "Fuck off!" at anyone who dares ring the doorbell." -"Oh I know, I hate halloween too!" -"It's halloween?"

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Emski @_DistortedSmile

3 years ago

As in we never need to hear about it, right? 🥴

Daily Express @Daily_Express

3 years ago

As in we never need to hear about it, right? 🥴

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No Context Brits @NoContextBrits

3 years ago

Do you ever look at stuff and wonder how it got there?

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Wizarding World @wizardingworld

3 years ago

We are hugely saddened to hear of the passing of the magnificent Robbie Coltrane who played Hagrid with such kindness, heart and humour in the Harry Potter films. He was a wonderful actor, a friend to all and he will be deeply missed.

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Manchester’s Finest @McrFinest

3 years ago

Banksy’s most iconic artworks brought to life in Manchester 🎈. We spotted Girl with Balloon and Kissing Coppers at Piccadilly Gardens this morning.

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Emski @_DistortedSmile

3 years ago

Haven’t you been the Chancellor of the Exchequer for the last 2yrs hun? The state of our economy was literally your one job

Rishi Sunak @RishiSunak

3 years ago

Haven’t you been the Chancellor of the Exchequer for the last 2yrs hun? The state of our economy was literally your one job

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Hugh Grant @HackedOffHugh

3 years ago

Dear World, You may be wondering what happens next in terms of the British constitution. The answer is that 3 newspaper owners - all of whom are non domiciled in the UK for tax purposes - get together and choose our next Prime Minister or “Poodle”. The Queen then anoints them.