Henry @_HMSP
• Southern • Millennial • Catholic • Republican • Conservationist • Often Facetious • I Don’t Endorse My Tweets • 🦬 Florida, 🇺🇸 Joined July 2023-
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Men only want one thing
It’s a damn shame that Jacksonville is so trashy because it has all the raw materials to be a top tier city: warm climate, diverse economy, and situated on the coast at the mouth of a major river. But alas, cities are only as good as their people and Jacksonvillians suck.
You *spend money* so you can *spend more time working*?
I consider it a patriotic duty to belittle and demean TSA employees at every opportunity
I consider it a patriotic duty to belittle and demean TSA employees at every opportunity
Americans will literally usher in an authoritarian police state instead of having a frank conversation about crime in the United States.
Americans will literally usher in an authoritarian police state instead of having a frank conversation about crime in the United States.
Shylock, because he’s the most sympathetic antagonist in the Western canon He was genuinely persecuted, his grievances against Antonio were completely valid, and he did nothing more than provide the bait and teeth for a trap of Antonio’s making Shylock did nothing wrong
Shylock, because he’s the most sympathetic antagonist in the Western canon He was genuinely persecuted, his grievances against Antonio were completely valid, and he did nothing more than provide the bait and teeth for a trap of Antonio’s making Shylock did nothing wrong
Kidney stone, definitely. I went from “hmm, that’s odd, my side suddenly feels a bit tight” to writhing on the floor in previously unfathomable agony in about 30 seconds flat.
Kidney stone, definitely. I went from “hmm, that’s odd, my side suddenly feels a bit tight” to writhing on the floor in previously unfathomable agony in about 30 seconds flat.
Picked up my cat from the vet and they started pressing me about pet insurance. They asked, “But what would you do if Gracie needed expensive emergency surgery?” Apparently, “Get a new cat” was not the answer they were looking for.
We need to reform the ADA so people can’t just blurt out “service animal” and force the rest of us to put up with their filthy little rat dog. “But it’s an emotional support animal!” Bullshit, Oaklyn or Kyrstyn or whatever your stupid name is
We need to reform the ADA so people can’t just blurt out “service animal” and force the rest of us to put up with their filthy little rat dog. “But it’s an emotional support animal!” Bullshit, Oaklyn or Kyrstyn or whatever your stupid name is
No, they don’t, because that is an entirely false and rather moronic statement.
No, they don’t, because that is an entirely false and rather moronic statement.
Emotional day today: last day of packing up my grandparent’s home, the family HQ where I spent every summer as a child and every Thanksgiving & Christmas The backyard was all briars & brush when they moved in 50yrs ago, and my granddad spent a half century building it into this
Based if true
Okay, y’all, we’re gonna try this again but this time, WE TAKE THE HIGH GROUND ON THE FIRST DAY!
I don’t know why Dems replaced him, Biden could’ve beaten Trump He’s just likable, unlike Kamala
I don’t know why Dems replaced him, Biden could’ve beaten Trump He’s just likable, unlike Kamala
Driving through Virginia is the closest I’ve ever come to feeling like a prey animal, watching the Virginia Highway Patrol pick off my fellow drivers like baby antelopes crossing a crocodile-infested river.
“In order to have a job, you must regularly pay brides to private political organizations that overwhelmingly support Democrats.”
“In order to have a job, you must regularly pay brides to private political organizations that overwhelmingly support Democrats.”
I’m sorry but this is amazing stuff from our president
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You’re claiming that a corporate grocery store is closing locations in certain neighborhoods because they’re *checks notes* too greedy to take those people’s money? Am I reading that correctly?
You’re claiming that a corporate grocery store is closing locations in certain neighborhoods because they’re *checks notes* too greedy to take those people’s money? Am I reading that correctly?
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