A Southern Nobody 🃏 @ExLibrisNemo
Southern man. I kneel to one King. You're playing Chess; I'm playing Hungry Hungry Hippos. Don't take me seriously unless I'm being serious. #BringLawnDartsBack Bayous and Magnolias Joined March 2019-
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This is valuable wisdom right here. Never skip the introduction.
This is valuable wisdom right here. Never skip the introduction.
When was a child, I talked like a child, I thought like a child, I reasoned like a child. When I became a man, I no longer skipped the book's introduction.
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Police: "I pulled you over for swerving and after seeing your phone in your hand, I suspect you were texting and driving." Me: "Nope, I was trying to kill a mosquito. Doesn't count." Police: "Did you get it?" Me: "Yes sir." Police: "You're free to go."
No one believes that you're really from the country until you're the one cleaning the catfish at dusk with a Case pocket knife.
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When you ask Mississippi State why they're playing Southern Miss in Hattiesbrug.
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@ExLibrisNemo Salad is served by people who didn't buy enough steak.
https://t.co/ohf59Fv8BO
Mixed greens are the equivalent of lawn clippings and I'm ashamed for anyone that thinks they taste good.
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If you do this you are a bad person.
If you do this you are a bad person.
It would seem that I missed many divisive issues and discussions over the past week. Luckily, I don't care about any of them.
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GIVE ME YARD DARTS OR GIVE ME DEATH
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@Junebagio @ExLibrisNemo You’re going back after what happened last time?
Never.
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