Toad @ItsToad_
These tweets are not to be used as evidence. Fucknutsville, Texas Joined December 2016-
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They may have won the game, but we've got the real prize waiting back home 🍺
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What was the first big league ballpark you ever visited?
What was the first big league ballpark you ever visited? https://t.co/GfcGo9Qs4b
2 wolves live inside you. These are mine.
2 wolves live inside you. These are mine. https://t.co/Nu0EvCawbD
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@ING2Firebrand SON OF A BITCH
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That woman’s name? @Junebagio
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Q: Have you heard of the sport quiet tennis? A: It’s just like tennis, but without the ‘racket’ 🙄😆 #dadjokes
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This is what I imagine it’s like when a new follower finds my account
This is what I imagine it’s like when a new follower finds my account https://t.co/oodDAtRKNS
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@ItsToad_ one week after finding Toad
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@jbendery The face of oppression 🙄
This is what I imagine it’s like when a new follower finds my account
This is what I imagine it’s like when a new follower finds my account https://t.co/XV0A4MIkzp
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Canadian health care is kinda like American Social Security, they kinda hope you'll just die first.
Canadian health care is kinda like American Social Security, they kinda hope you'll just die first.
The meme is now a meme about not knowing about the meme
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Let's Fucking Go
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