Cheese For Everyone! @CheeseForEvery1
Political scientist. Professor. Scurrilous Whig. Not a Nobel Prize winner. Vol For Life without parole. I only subtweet myself. Joined August 2019-
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Re: #3 on this list, you do get absolution if you’re Donald Trump though
Re: #3 on this list, you do get absolution if you’re Donald Trump though
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I just think it’s interesting how you think me burning your house down is this great big thing when you haven’t said shit about Gaza
me in a faculty Zoom meeting saying nothing and just looking at myself
I had this nasty viral thing one time that had me vomiting every 20 minutes for hours. That was bad enough, but a couple of days after it stopped I woke up with the most intense chest pain I’d ever felt. It was agony. I’d gotten sick so many times that I’d strained my esophagus
I had this nasty viral thing one time that had me vomiting every 20 minutes for hours. That was bad enough, but a couple of days after it stopped I woke up with the most intense chest pain I’d ever felt. It was agony. I’d gotten sick so many times that I’d strained my esophagus
When I was in my 20s it was the weird leftist hippies who were all about this. Times, they are a-changin’
When I was in my 20s it was the weird leftist hippies who were all about this. Times, they are a-changin’
This was a layup for Cruz. Kaine is flatly wrong.
This was a layup for Cruz. Kaine is flatly wrong.
I stole this from someone and I don’t remember whom now but I just want to say that this is all I’ve ever desired in life:
Staring into the abyss and it is just finally starting to stare back. Making some real progress here.
Oi we should legalize being able to say “stop, please, you’re stabbing me and I don’t like it”
Oi we should legalize being able to say “stop, please, you’re stabbing me and I don’t like it”
Why does everyone but me suck at driving
That’s not ironic, it’s coincidental
BASED
I hereby declare TCU a playoff contender
I hereby declare TCU a playoff contender
Yes. Well, there was a spider in the apartment I called Gary. He was kind of a pet. And then there was the squirrel who came to my door for almonds from time to time. His name was Davey. But mostly yes.
Yes. Well, there was a spider in the apartment I called Gary. He was kind of a pet. And then there was the squirrel who came to my door for almonds from time to time. His name was Davey. But mostly yes.
I just want everyone to know that I am going to declare the winner of tonight’s UNC-TCU game to be a playoff contender because now is the time in the season to draw firm conclusions
wHo ArE yOu VoTiNg FoR — it’s Bill. It’s always been Bill.
wHo ArE yOu VoTiNg FoR — it’s Bill. It’s always been Bill.
Cheese For Everyone! retweeted
Taft. Duh.
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