trash @_and_seek
shared an elevator w/ shia lebeouf once (in a past life) favstar.fm/users/_and_seek Joined September 2011-
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god: i have made Mankind angels: you fucked up a perfectly good monkey is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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[inventing kaleidoscope] Researcher: u know that feeling when u get out the bath too quickly "Yeah?" Researcher: put that in a Pringles can
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Canadian field hockey just got interesting *sets DVR* don't judge me, but I wanna see this play out.
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[inventing the parrot] HOW ABOUT LIKE A TYE DYE CHICKEN WHO SCREAMS ACTUAL WORDS AT YOU
as the Great Buddha once said: "love yourself and others will follow or not who gives a fuck"
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it seems "senior who only dates middle schoolers" I grew up around now joined the army, drives a mustang, and is as Facebook thirsty as ever
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Thanks so much for being my Twitter friends. Unless you're seeing this through someone else's retweet without following me. Fuck you.
dear raisin bran: the problem isn't too few raisins, it's that they're at the bottom. stop wasting time and design a raisin that floats
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