Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia

Stand Up Comic • Writer • Host of Scattered Podcast 🇨🇺 #sosCuba #EndAlz linktr.ee/ChrisGarcia Los Angeles Joined March 2009

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Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia

12 months ago

I come from a family of Latino immigrants and I can confirm that we will eat your cat, eat your dog, your cow, your popcorn, in fact we’re coming to eat your guns and fracking equipment

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Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia

12 months ago

I had pets growing up but my immigrant parents ate them

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Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia

a year ago

You know this boat ain’t going back to Havana 😂 #Paris2024

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Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia

a year ago

The Daily staff trying to enjoy their Sunday

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Immigration Institute of the Bay Area (IIBA) @IIBA1918

a year ago

Comedians stand up for immigrant rights! THIS THURSDAY join @shengwangtime @BethStelling @_chrisgarcia @NeginFarsad #PresidioTheatre for @IIBA1918's 8th Annual Comedy Night for Immigrant Rights. TICKETS selling FAST: bit.ly/2024-Comedy-Ni…

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Do You Need A Ride? @DynarPodcast

2 years ago

This week, Chris and Karen welcome writer and comedian @_chrisgarcia to chat about La Croix fueled road rage, casual dentists and more!

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Louis Katz @louiskatz

2 years ago

The special is out! Enjoy!! youtu.be/01FUQkgPs3E?si…

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Adam Bhala Lough @AdamBhalaLough

2 years ago

Pat is missing, and Sue, his family and friends are very worried about him. Please put out the word that Pat is missing and help us find him. He was last seen in the Easton, PA area. Thank you.

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Hannibal Buress @hannibalburess

2 years ago

Got 3rd place. We'll get em next year.

iz @iwilleatthesun

2 years ago

Got 3rd place. We'll get em next year.

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Greg Edwards @GregtheGrouch

2 years ago

Yo I’ll be at the @punchlinesf featuring for my homie @_chrisgarcia this week. Come thru!!

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Hilarity for Charity (HFC) @WeAreHFC

2 years ago

Alzheimer's and comedy - an unexpected yet powerful duo. Here’s what comedians @_chrisgarcia, @JessimaePeluso, @nicolebyer, @JSmilesComedy, and @howiemandel have to say about finding space for humor. Watch the whole conversation at youtube.com/watch?v=Wfzmyw…!

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Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness

2 years ago

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7. For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

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Apple Podcasts @ApplePodcasts

2 years ago

Vent about parenthood with @megangailey, @kurtbraunohler and @_chrisgarcia on I Love My Kid, But... This week they talk to @wkamaubell about the moment your kids realize you're not cool and trying to please all sides of the family. apple.co/LoveMyKidBut

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Vali Chandrasekaran @therealvali

2 years ago

I’ve been waiting in this cave for 24 hours to knifefight other mourning Cormac fans and it’s still just me. Did everybody go to another cave? Also I’m hungry.

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omnom mom ♥️ @pauluhthekoala

2 years ago

Started I Love My Kid, But..., and it's the first time I've laughed out loud at a podcast in awhile. Sad it just started, so I don't have a backlog to put on while I work 🥲

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Chris Garcia @_chrisgarcia

2 years ago

Thank you @MattGoldich !!!

Matt Goldich @MattGoldich

2 years ago

Thank you @MattGoldich !!!

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The Frogtown Show @TheFrogtownShow

2 years ago

S-A-T-U-R-D-A-Y night! The comedy has arrived with funny people @_chrisgarcia #charlalauriston @IfyNwadiwe @inessacomedy and @mattlieb plus our cutie hosts @emilymayamills and @ErinDeweyLennox (swoooon!) 🐸 💞 Only at @spoke_lariver -- June 10th // 7:30pm!