Matty @_corn_y

900 blitz Elo Incline Village, NV Joined March 2014

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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @RaxKingIsDead

7 months ago

https://t.co/dDfrgytnzj

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Matty @_corn_y

11 months ago

#facts

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Matty @_corn_y

11 months ago

Only voted today because it’s been a while since I received a cool sticker

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Socialists For Pritzker @PritzkerForPrez

11 months ago

Nice argument. Unfortunately, in my head I have already depicted you as the flustered Sean Hannity and me as the smug and unflappable Stephen A. Smith.

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Matty @_corn_y

12 months ago

Won 5 in a row hooping at my gym w the local 40 year olds

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Matty @_corn_y

12 months ago

If that’s your girl, why’s she playing my favorite chess openings

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Matty @_corn_y

a year ago

No bro you should’ve seen it was probably the most graceful and badass way anyones ever crashed a citi bike

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Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L

a year ago

(watching the game) whoa, my parlay bet just hit!! (making meaningful eye contact with my boys) it was that all four of us would have a really nice time together

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Matty @_corn_y

a year ago

Beat the CEOs kid in the office Rubik’s cube competition. Ego hasn’t been this inflated since putting up a triple double at the CHOP charity 3v3 tournament last week

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stacks @stackofbears

a year ago

Your "no trespassing" sign, compelling though it is, was no match for my Adventurer's Gumption

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Matty @_corn_y

a year ago

I’m a single issue voter and that issue is that touch tunes doesn’t integrate with Spotify

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Michael Kandel @K_A_N_D_E_L

a year ago

couldn't be me, bro (I am suddenly struck with profound empathy) but I now see how it could be you

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"fuck it we ball" becomes far more weighty once we account for the pre-existing axiom that is "ball is life," for the latter effectively transforms the former into "fuck it we live." and what maxim could be more gravely important than that which urges man to persist at all costs?