AllergicToHazelnuts @_the_mad_alice_
Hi, im Alice. Follow me to save an unborn child from Satan Joined April 2014-
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@machine_lover_ yush *~* Btw, could you unfollow me and follow my new account? its @FloFarnsworth
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Do me a Favor random followers .: Unfollow this account Follow my new account @FloFarnsworth Thanks!:)
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The secret to losing weight is knowing what your triggers are and then avoiding them. For example, my trigger is food
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l'd drown every one of those fuckers on the Victoria Plumb adverts....... especially those irritating kids. *digs nails into palms*
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Lil' Wayne still hasn't evolved into Big Wayne. Starting to think he's not even a real Pokemon.
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Cop: Are you high? Me: Are you? Cop: Incredibly. Check out my radar gun thing Me: Haha 420 Cop: Science Me: Science Cop: Science Me: Science
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One guy died for the sins of all mankind. So go out there and sin your face off because I know like 5 guys we can kill to make up for it.
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You can fake an orgasm? So what. I can fake a meaningful existence.
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Sorry you got blocked for RTing me.
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If you're reading this from your bed, don't bother getting up. I did and I really wouldn't recommend it.
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Good news, I'm not bipolar! I'm just a lazy fucker.
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Never give up, keep searching, that tweet is out there somewhere waiting for you.
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From my lack of tweets today it should be obvious I've not even tasted alcohol. It's the ultimate lubricant.
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I'm just a man that wants to take you to your favorite taco stand in the morning.
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Do the people who say 'the more, the merrier' know about social anxiety ?
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none of the babysitters on Porn Tube seem very responsible. Have they even taken the babysitting course?
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*refreshes Twitter* *nothing happens* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* *refresh* FINE. I'll get up.
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my favorite yoga pose is 'faceplant on implant'
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