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The reason dinner is a bad first date is because letting a man see you eat is the most intimate thing imaginable for a woman
Did egg day really happen or was that just a fever dream
I used to think this, and I have had more success than almost any high school/ college dropout could hope to have, but I'm definitely locked out of a few desirable jobs because I didn't pursue elite schooling
I used to think this, and I have had more success than almost any high school/ college dropout could hope to have, but I'm definitely locked out of a few desirable jobs because I didn't pursue elite schooling
He tried to buy 10 tubes of toothpaste, and only this, at $3.99 each. He wanted to price check to $2.99 then apply additional coupons. When this didn't work he voided the transaction. He would have made more from doing a single door doordash delivery in the same amount of time
He tried to buy 10 tubes of toothpaste, and only this, at $3.99 each. He wanted to price check to $2.99 then apply additional coupons. When this didn't work he voided the transaction. He would have made more from doing a single door doordash delivery in the same amount of time
This dude in line in front of me just price checked a $3 tube of toothpaste with their online ordering to save a dollar and now their additional digital coupons aren't working, time to exile couponers
This lady across the hospital waiting room is doing her taxes on max speaker volume and I can hear every word the accountant says
Concerning results
There is divinity everywhere for those with eyes to see it
We're in the nicotine isn't that bad phase of the 4 month tpot discourse cycle
My last job change came with a 50% raise and I invested 100% of the raise after tax
My last job change came with a 50% raise and I invested 100% of the raise after tax
If you're going to do a baller destination wedding you should expect sparse attendance or go all out and cover most if not all costs of attending. Especially for the party
If you're going to do a baller destination wedding you should expect sparse attendance or go all out and cover most if not all costs of attending. Especially for the party
My brother today, in a tone showing he is clearly about to share deep forgotten knowledge: “Have you ever had butter chicken?”
My brother today, in a tone showing he is clearly about to share deep forgotten knowledge: “Have you ever had butter chicken?”
I convinced an irl friend to reapply this week to a bunch of places and he got his first tech screen scheduled for next week after months of nothing
I convinced an irl friend to reapply this week to a bunch of places and he got his first tech screen scheduled for next week after months of nothing
I wish someone would tell this to the bird outside my window with impeccable chirp timing to prevent me from falling asleep rn
I wish someone would tell this to the bird outside my window with impeccable chirp timing to prevent me from falling asleep rn
Happy eclipse day to those who celebrate
This list helps explain why JK Rowling invented a hidden society in the UK and the only employer was the government
This list helps explain why JK Rowling invented a hidden society in the UK and the only employer was the government
This is a lie I explained the TLS handshake to my gf last night and she asked me to explain more nerd things ten minutes later so I explained CSRF and its mitigations
This is a lie I explained the TLS handshake to my gf last night and she asked me to explain more nerd things ten minutes later so I explained CSRF and its mitigations
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Manta Ray #UUV prototype completes full-scale, in-water testing off the coast of SoCal. DARPA program exhibits modular, first-of-kind capability for an extra-large uncrewed underwater vehicle. Built by @northropgrumman. darpa.mil/news-events/20…
having a job is temporary but breaking prod worldwide for the bit is a memory that will be remembered forever think about it anon
Northrop Grumman/DARPA's long-range submarine drone shaped like a robotic Manta Ray with the ability to go dormant on the seabed and recharge itself is probably going to end up as an Ace Combat villain
@ClickingSeason If she's in the forest as a dating strategy that's a nymph and she's going to use your body to plant a tree.
what you're all missing is that scummy men would never even go into the forest, they don't hike etc. the man in the forest is the cream of the crop women should be wandering alone into the forest as a dating strategy instead of "looking hot and confused at Lowe's"
as a dude who's invested in being handy I hate to countersignal this but changing your own oil in the year 2024 is a really silly waste of time I've replaced my own brakes before and I refuse to change my own oil
At the *barest* minimum, a grown-ass man should be able to: --change light switch & sockets --patch/repair drywall --lawn / tree maintenance --change oil & rotate tires --paint walls --install appliances --toilet first-aid Just f-ing learn the basics. It's not hard.
i would have a wife by now if wearing capes was cool
since im home alone i think its a good evening to figure out how to get on top of the roof
Someone from @piersmorgan's staff asked if I would like to come onto Pier's show, Piers Morgan Uncensored, to talk about the state of his attire. Since he invited feedback, I thought I'd do a thread comparing his style to menswear icon Kermit the Frog. 🧵
people who work in cubicles (rather than open office) are actually the luckiest employees on earth.
"hey bossman cool if I cut out 15 mins early 7 fridays from now? I need to pick my girlfriend up from the airport”
found out a friend bought a house in new york (state, not city) for $120k 2000 sq ft $400/mo mortgage (before taxes / insurance) gahhh
Say you graduated last year with your CS bachelor’s. No internships during school. Been doing lots of job applications, got some interviews but no offers. Grinding leetcode + side projects all the while. Do u keep pushing on? Start looking at non-swe roles? What’s ur next move?
> 4. $10k/ mo forever
You can only pick two: 1. Retire at 45 2. No mortgage 3. 800 credit score 4. $10k/ mo forever Which do you choose?
say it with me: we want haptic feedback. we want tactile switches and dials. we dont want stupid touch screens that glitch, provide zero feedback, and force you to look at them. technology is stupid. modern engineers are stupid. can someone help silicon valley
bro on his way to design data-intensive applications
imo there's a similarity here re: how to make social reality less barren. host more dinner parties and meetups, introduce people to each other. ecologize. incubate healthier social norms in small containers and then when that becomes strong, invite and support more people
As with many people, I came out of covid with a virtually non-existent social circle. Most of the people I knew had already left Philly after college, and covid killed what little social life I previously had.