Allen Jones @ajMSFT

Retired internet plumber. Threat analyst emeritus. Former co-founder, Microsoft Threat Intelligence Center. Florida Joined July 2015

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

a week ago

Now just three hours to game time. Been looking forward to this matchup for a very long time. #HookEm

Matthew McConaughey @McConaughey

a week ago

Now just three hours to game time. Been looking forward to this matchup for a very long time. #HookEm

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

3 months ago

Seemed timely to dust this one off. Everything old is new again...

Allen Jones @ajMSFT

4 years ago

Seemed timely to dust this one off. Everything old is new again...

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

4 months ago

Hey, let’s go hang out in the PHX for a bit. Hello , Scottsdale!

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OTUS Project @project_otus

4 months ago

Crazy drone footage…

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

4 months ago

First time to set foot on Texas soil in nearly a decade. It’s been too long.

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

5 months ago

That moment where you’re working to extend an API endpoint and the randomly assigned ApiKey starts with: dUnE2….. You just know it’s a sign to go back and watch it again this weekend.

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If today is π Day, tomorrow is the Ides of March (“beware, beware…”), and Monday is St. Patrick’s Day, what happened to March 16? Was anything terribly notable, or did history just skip it? All I can find is its National Panda Day.

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

7 months ago

The 2025 bingo card gets wilder. Carroll gets hired by the QB who beat him in the SB.

Las Vegas Locally 🌴 @LasVegasLocally

7 months ago

The 2025 bingo card gets wilder. Carroll gets hired by the QB who beat him in the SB.

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

8 months ago

Oh, no. They didn't. Didn't see any familiar names in the production credits. Welp, I guess they did. SMH.

Netflix @netflix

8 months ago

Oh, no. They didn't. Didn't see any familiar names in the production credits. Welp, I guess they did. SMH.

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

8 months ago

Closing out the year with 136 rounds of golf under the belt. Wrote a ton of new code. I’m not sure what I’ve done more of: taking swings at code or wrote about golf balls.

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

8 months ago

Just ten years ago this week, a few of us were spending our Christmas with this little artistic gem. I picked up a promo poster and had it framed after theaters wouldn’t show it. FF, now 1 of my kids thought it would be fitting to gift me the BluRay this year in remembrance.

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

9 months ago

Needed to go buy a toner cartridge for a printer. It’s a HP LJ 4000, which I bought more than 25 years ago. Amazed I even found one, OEM at that. Those printers used to be status symbols. IYKYK.

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

9 months ago

It’s time. LFG!

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Allen Jones @ajMSFT

9 months ago

We only won 11 games our first year in the SEC. What’s on the sidelines that’s more important? I’m sure they let Uga in.

Lise - Where is my Hallmark love story? @SVPR_Sweetheart

9 months ago

We only won 11 games our first year in the SEC. What’s on the sidelines that’s more important? I’m sure they let Uga in.

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CJ Vogel @CJVogel_OTF

9 months ago

There have been 679 Saturdays since Texas and Texas A&M last played one another. There have been good ones, shoot, there have been great ones in between. But none will compare to tonight. Happy Saturday. Happy return of the Lone Star Showdown. We’ve made it.