Adam Banks @akbanx

I work in the film industry and write for @shortoftheweek and spend all my other time sitting in bed instagram.com/adambanx Brooklyn, NY Joined April 2009

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Adam Banks @akbanx

2 months ago

I always plan on sleeping on the plane but I also always sabotage myself by consuming 300mg of caffeine before the flight

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Adam Banks @akbanx

3 months ago

Google maps is remarkably, chillingly accurate at knowing what time you’re going to arrive at your destination unless you decide to enter the state of New Jersey in literally any kind of vehicle

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There’s a new show out called Adults that’s about young people living in NYC but it’s filled with Toronto-specific architecture and at a certain point I think it’s okay to just change the name of the city to match the tax incentive, guys

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Adam Banks @akbanx

5 months ago

if you go to the real real bathroom there’s a tape playing in there that tells you how to pronounce all the brands you can’t afford and it’s humbling

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5 months ago

Every year around this time I tell myself I’m gunna get into birdwatching and then all of a sudden it’s winter again

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Adam Banks @akbanx

5 months ago

Whenever I hear that anyone ever is under the age of 30 I’m like “don’t tell me that”

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Adam Banks @akbanx

5 months ago

the tax day screening of the accountant 2 is the can’t miss event of the year

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Adam Banks @akbanx

6 months ago

My love language is screenshotting tweets and sending them to my twitter-less GF

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Adam Banks @akbanx

6 months ago

A lady at an airport bar in Canada just said “For a country that’s so polite the weather was quite rude” and you know what? She’s not wrong

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Adam Banks @akbanx

6 months ago

ngl dude I needed subtitles for nosferatu

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Adam Banks @akbanx

7 months ago

Every few years or so I remember that the tv show Bloodline once existed and had three seasons

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Adam Banks @akbanx

7 months ago

I think the funnest thing I’ve ever seen on reality TV is this guy on love is blind telling a sob story about a debilitating 20-ibuprofen-a-day pill addiction

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Adam Banks @akbanx

7 months ago

Looked under the hood of my car the other day and the rats that sometimes live down there left me a few hersheys kisses wrappers to show me how much they love me anyways happy Valentine’s Day from NYC

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Adam Banks @akbanx

7 months ago

I want a t shirt that says “alternate side parking rules have been suspended today” because it’s sadly one of my favorite reoccurring events in new york city

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Adam Banks @akbanx

7 months ago

Been waiting for years for a sequel to the maple syrup heist

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7 months ago

Been waiting for years for a sequel to the maple syrup heist

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Adam Banks @akbanx

7 months ago

8am, east village, walking around drinking coffee. Beautiful morning. Already saw a guy’s dick on the street 😣

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Adam Banks @akbanx

8 months ago

Being in your thirties is weird but awesome I’m binge watching law and order SVU w my girlfriend while napping and there’s a cat over there somewhere also napping and I said no to plans because the idea of going out on a Saturday night feels like going to work on a weekend