halfemptyglass @all_negative
All things Negative. No Pro's, just Cons. For the Cynics, the Pessimists, the Debbie Downers, This is your haven. Joined March 2014-
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I'd tell you go to hell, but I don't ever want to see you again. #MadMen
What goes up always comes down, so don't even go up there in the first place. #stoptrying
If at first you don't succeed, stop trying, seriously.
You realize you're the smartest worker at your job, then you remember you're a waiter at a restaurant. #serverlife #whenwillitgetbetter?
"Whoa, we're half way there, whoa we'll never make it I swear" -Jon Bon Jovi
That moment you get really excited about going somewhere in life then realize you're standing at a bus stop. #youregoinnowhere #busproblems
That moment when you see your ex and realize it'll never get any better. #backtoporn #neverbetter #FML
"You make 100% of the shots you imagine taking in your head but don't actually take" Wayne Fretzky #halfemptyglass #SarcasticTweet
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—somehow crashed into the median, and now my car insurance has skyrocketed. –Robert Frost #halfemptyglass
The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago, the second best time is.. "never"- Chinese Proverb. #whybother #theworldisendinganyway
"Well, the Jerk Store called, and they're running out of you!" - George Costanza
"The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it." -George Bernard Shaw
“In the depths of my heart I can’t help being convinced that my dear fellow-men, with a few exceptions, are worthless.- Sigmund Freud
Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re a failure. –Henry Ford
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I—somehow crashed into the median, and now my car insurance has skyrocketed. –Robert Frost
news.yahoo.com/north-korea-fi… I'm sure this is a good indicator of times to come...everyone get their foxholes ready...
"Life is a business that does not cover the costs." -Arthur Schopenhauer, the founder of Pessimism.
It's already Wednesday, only four more days until Monday.
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