Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

new tweeter excited in learning the difference between @ and #. Joined June 2011

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

a year ago

When I’m president, I will pass a law on day one that no one shall fill a Tupperware container UNLESS they have at the ready, the corresponding lid.

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

a year ago

Embiid a liability tonight

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Quick hot take on the #CFPlayoff : if CFB wasn’t moving to a 12 team format next year, FSU would be in. The committee would be too worried about setting the precedent (that an undefeated Big 5 conference champ could be left out) for future seasons that their hand would be forced.

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

2 years ago

Not much more satisfying than selecting the *perfect* sized Tupperware for your leftovers

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

2 years ago

Maybe we should try and get this Jimmy Butler dude?

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

2 years ago

More like…Marcus STUPID.

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

2 years ago

My many fans have been quietly waiting for my annual nfl draft tweet (also my only tweet of the year). Here goes: Jalen Carter will end up in Canton.

Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

3 years ago

My many fans have been quietly waiting for my annual nfl draft tweet (also my only tweet of the year). Here goes: Jalen Carter will end up in Canton.

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Jason Kelce @JasonKelce

3 years ago

I have put much thought into whether it makes sense to play another season. After talking it over with my wife and many other friends and family, I have decided to return for another year. Thank you to all my supporters and detractors for fueling me, I ain’t fucking done yet!

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

3 years ago

Love the AJ Brown trade…worry Davis over Hamilton could bite us but overall, solid night for the birds!

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

3 years ago

One of those “the world is just f’ing with you” moments: how is every piece of laundry out of the dryer inside-out?

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Mayor Guy Fieri @GuyFieri

4 years ago

BREAKING: Committee announces 2036 Olympics to be held in @flavortown

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

4 years ago

‘93 Phils, ‘01 sixers, ‘04 birds, ‘08&’09 phils, ‘17 birds (and some flyers in there somewhere). Let’s be honest…this team lacked so much of what made those teams special.

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

4 years ago

We just don’t appreciate Simmons here in Philly. He would be a great fit for another team! Any takers?! @dmorey

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

4 years ago

So team Simmons…what ya got?

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NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact

5 years ago

Watch John McCain’s notable concession speech from the 2008 election

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

5 years ago

This game is a great reminder of why sports are the tits

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

6 years ago

America needs a morale boost to help us get through the next few months. @FoodNetwork we need a 24/7 DDD marathon stat! @GuyFieri

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Andrew Stathes @andrewstathes

6 years ago

A NYE tradition as old as time: asking yourself how much $ it would take to convince you to make the trip to Times Square. This years honest answer: $6,500.