that housefly @annoying_hfly
O this life of melancholy and woe, an unwanted fly trapped in an inescapable prison. Occasional buzzer. Joined June 2014-
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As my head taps against this invisible wall that mockingly restricts me from the outside world I wonder 'will this nightmare ever end?'
There are moments when I sit and ponder: is there more to life than just existing as this complex animated combination of atoms?
Alas, entering this human domain I achieve with ease. However, upon attempted exit, an invisible wall blocks my path. what does this mean?
Brian Bad Luck ® @BrainBadLuckESP
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