Aviana Dalal @aviana_birdflu
NYC. Queens, NY Joined January 2009-
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Ok, this but also for women, POC, lgbtq, trans, muslims, and just like EVERY OTHER HUMAN FUCKING BEING OR ANIMAL EVER.
"@johnlegend 's wife (@chrissyteigen ) is so pretty. I think she should be a model." - My dad
If you're going to the movies and don't run into the theater playing Creed to sing "With Arms Wide Open", you're doing it wrong.
I fold my clothes in such a way that it looks like theyre just thrown on the floor... But theyre not...That's how i fold them. #ifanyoneasks
You ever watch a Youtube tutorial on how to fold a fitted sheet and think "I used to be young and fun"? Yeah. Me too.
I wonder how many people today realized their favorite #StoneTemplePilots songs were just #PearlJam. #RIPScottWeiland #stp #ScottWeiland
I think i just weirded out @mikedicenzo by calling him out on the street. #sorryforfangirling
Saw @JesseBradford from Bring it On on the UWS yesterday... Dudes still bringin' it. 😍
The best texts i ever get are the ones from Seamless telling me my foods being prepared.
was it you @Arthurmeyer13 !? if it was, i apologize. you'll always be a right-swipe in my heart hahah.
I put on Stevie Wonder radio and the first thing to play was Ray Charles... might as well have said "Other blind artists you might enjoy"
furiously swiping left on #tinder has its downsides... i think i may have swiped left to everyones dream guy @Arthurmeyer13 ....#fail
If you ever wanna feel terrible about yourself, just look at yourself under the lighting of an H&M dressing room.
My Fendi childrens area > whatever they currently have in that space. timehop.com/c/fup:19719293…
The good ol peacock days. timehop.com/c/ftp:13718055…
If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever. #oscars
Say what you will about #PhilipSeymourHoffman, but there is one thing that we can all agree on...he looked fucking terrible for his age.
Gonna start randomly texting everyone i know "bless you" , bc one day itll be right after one of you sneezed and itll blow your mind. #boom
Does "Imagining my life arm in arm with Bradley Whitford" count as a hobby? Because it's almost all i do.
I hope @MileyCyrus rips up a photo of @Sinead_OConnor on her #SNL appearance tonight #miley #mileysnl #mileycyrus #flashback #rememberwhen
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