Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

Chief doer of stuff and things at @Koalephant. Formerly dev + infra at @xteam koalephant.com Thailand/Australia/wherever Joined April 2009

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

Hey @twitterSupport @twitter @twitterSafety you seem to have a fucking bug, disabling SMS 2FA, disables *all* 2FA. Thanks for the fuck around.

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

Or, you know, it actually does a shit load more than just FTP and you’re just not familiar with it?

joe @joemfox

6 years ago

Or, you know, it actually does a shit load more than just FTP and you’re just not familiar with it?

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They say naming things is one of the 'hard problems' in tech. For @HP apparently 'describing things' is equally hard. How does describing any RAID, but particularly RAID0 as "real time backup" not open you up to lawsuits for misleading/false advertising?

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

The real question here, is "why only *sometimes*"?

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Xdebug @Xdebug

6 years ago

Xdebug 2.8.0 released! It comes with PHP 7.4 support, and a whole lot of bug fixes → xdebug.org/#2019-10-31 If you'd like to support my work on Xdebug, consider signing up as a Patron (patreon.com/bePatron?u=786…) or GitHub sponsor (github.com/sponsors/deric…).

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

It’s almost like the U in URL was specified by a sarcastic, passive aggressive tech writer. Maybe it should be `“U”RL*` with a footnote “*Yeah, good luck with that chumps”

daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder

6 years ago

It’s almost like the U in URL was specified by a sarcastic, passive aggressive tech writer. Maybe it should be `“U”RL*` with a footnote “*Yeah, good luck with that chumps”

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

Yes there is a better way, it’s called Mercurial.

John Arundel @bitfield

6 years ago

Yes there is a better way, it’s called Mercurial.

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

I’m pretty sure you mean English (Bogan).

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

Very nice. A little wrapper around this and you’ve got readable test cases of a http based api. Thanks @bagder !

daniel:// stenberg:// @bagder

6 years ago

Very nice. A little wrapper around this and you’ve got readable test cases of a http based api. Thanks @bagder !

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

Has anyone, ever got an actual reason when hitting “why am I seeing this ad” on Twitter? “The reason is unavailable” sounds like they have a magic 8 ball behind their ad placement logic.

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Emily @emilynm41

6 years ago

@NerylMcphee @DineshDSouza Ah yes, as we all know, braided hair is just one of the many similarities between widespread genocide and *checks notes* wanting the planet to continue to sustain life.

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

Didn’t the whole smoosh debacle teach people *anything*?

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

⁦@DuckDuckGo⁩ um. This doesn’t seem right?

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

His views are not 'new' or 'previously unknown'. That he wasn't removed years ago for these views says a lot about you as an organisation.

Free Software Foundation (FSF) @[email protected] @fsf

6 years ago

His views are not 'new' or 'previously unknown'. That he wasn't removed years ago for these views says a lot about you as an organisation. https://t.co/bKl8mqHzs1

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

Hey @DuckDuckGo something seems off, no?

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Stephen Reay @bobblestmonkey

6 years ago

So maybe don’t buy a new fucking phone every year? Complaining that a new incremental model is released every year is almost as stupid as buying it every year.