Bob Powers @bobpowers1
Writer, Tooning Out The News, Our Cartoon President, Triumph the Insult Comic Dog, some books Subscribe to my substack: https://t.co/x9RtGUXPsu Brooklyn Joined May 2009-
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If New Yorkers seem unsettled for a while, we're adjusting to the idea of a mayor who doesn't think his job is to just say the weirdest shit you ever heard in your life and do every single crime
Can't believe that solid gold Bill clinton endorsement didn't put him over the top
Never been a "prepper" but it's feeling like bad times are imminent. Would appreciate tips. How is everyone else planing to deal with there being no more episodes of The Pitt to watch?
So many questions to answer. Like did someone lift Scott Glenn's chair back up? And... no that's it I guess deadline.com/2025/04/the-wh…
They're onto me someofthecats.substack.com/p/i-think-my-c…
Hi. If you don't already, please subscribe to my substack. Here's a new post, it is festive. open.substack.com/pub/someofthec…
it's bobpowers.bsky.social on blue sky and i think bobpowers1 on threads. And on instagram. And like six other of these things I never use
With no votes in yet both candidates are waiting patiently to find out what's going to happen when some votes do come in. I'll explain how I came to this analysis [1/114]
Bezos now changing the Post tagline from "Democracy Dies In Darkness" to "Get Democracy's Corpse Faster With Free Two-Day Shipping"
Would be less harmful to make your kid watch Terrifier 3
Would be less harmful to make your kid watch Terrifier 3
My Daughter Is Marrying A Man Named Andrew Guns open.substack.com/pub/someofthec…
Why have you stolen two thirds of my name!
Adams to cell-mate: "New york city...is the Rikers Island of America"
Wow this Eric Adams thing goes all the way to the top
Wow this Eric Adams thing goes all the way to the top
Designing women.
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Five times? Talk to them all at once, you're wasting your one day a month of visitation
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