Mrs Mutton @cabformrsmutton
Mutton dressed as lamb or mutton dressed as mutton? It's all mutton - may as well dress any way you like. cabformrsmutton.com In leafy Crouch End, London Joined August 2014-
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My website domain renewal got sent to Spam and by the time I found out it had expired so I can’t upload my blog. The name seems to have disappeared - the ‘owner’ isn’t replying to any requests. Any tech savants know a way through? Or any suggestions for better places to put blog?
.@cabformrsmutton‘s friend @smallpaul, who has been in lockdown in Shanghai for the last two months, really went the extra mile here. I nearly wet myself when I saw the Damien Hirst one.
I think I’ve worked it out. He Googled “earth movers”
I've been painting for @lucyash_'s exhibition at Southampton City Art Gallery 'Portraits of Inspiration'. You choose an LGBTQ+ hero and paint a picture representing them and, as you will see, it doesn't matter how bad a painter you are . Such a great project and enormous fun.
Happy birthday to @tds153 who "says" he hates a fuss on these occasions. Feel free to love bomb him with your congratulations!
Probably better if he was busy practising penalties, but still, so lovely for all the kids at school
There are nine of us in this marriage.
Oh dear. @cabformrsmutton has just confessed to an obsession with the K-Pop band BTS. This damn lockdown.
Just watched #GBBO. Golly Paul H's contacts are really impressive this series, aren't they?
Lockdown got to me.... cabformrsmutton.com/what-lockdown-…
Like many great wildlife photographers I am prepared to take considerable risks to secure my shots. All that stood between me and certain death here was a gossamer structure of four-inch seasoned timber and a group of elderly day-trippers from Filey.
Excellent column from @Bennett_C_ . You think your pedigree gives you special entitlements? Let’s take a closer look at it then. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
As you might expect this is a wonderful piece on the life on the road of business travel, which was, for a while, how I lived myself, and is not all that glamorous lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v31/…
My wardrobe has been eaten alive. Here's how I'm 'taking back control' cabformrsmutton.com/mrs-mutton-vs-…
Personally I wouldn't want that face anywhere near that place....
My brother filmed a slo-mo swan landing this morning. I've watched it about 28908908 times today. So calming.
My brother filmed a slo-mo swan landing this morning. I've watched it about 28908908 times today. So calming.
SHE'S BACK. This time blogging about the pleasures of a comfy gusset cabformrsmutton.com/grumbling-guss…
Please please help!! Our darling dog poppy went missing from Barnsbury Park last night and we are desperate to find her! Black spaniel, very friendly, please retweet 🙏🏻 #islington @Battersea_ @DogsTrust @AllDogsMatter @RSPCA_official
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@adelegeras @tds153 @cabformrsmutton I have a feeling that this will be no matter for democracy.
@tds153 @cabformrsmutton Pictures so we can adjudicate!
@tds153 @cabformrsmutton are you going to reveal the colour? is it calamine? or navy blue gloss? (i really don't like dark front doors)
@tds153 @cabformrsmutton At least she didn’t accuse you of stealing her childhood, which was the accusation from the two youngest residents of my house when our front door - the background to 16 years of first day of school photographs –went from pillar box red to black.
@tds153 @cabformrsmutton Crushing. Wives can also (uncannily) detect a shelf you've erected at great personal cost (hammered digits etc) that is out of level by 1°. I try to warn my sons, but they're blindly oblivious to the humiliation that's in store for them. Feel for you.
@tds153 @cabformrsmutton I really think you should allow her to repaint it whenever she wants to
@tds153 @cabformrsmutton I share your pain. I too live with someone whose aesthetic senses are so refined that sometimes only buying and half-using a 1.5 litre tin of bespoke artisan Georgian-recipe paint will help him decide that rabbit gizzard or rook dribble was not the right choice at ALL.
Oh sure, it STARTS with a hug…
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@tds153 And seven of them are cuter than you. (Sat in front of BTS on YouTube for yet another night).
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