CFR @cfr_madness
Joined March 2014-
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"I'm not angry, just disappointed. You need to try harder. This is important! Do I make myself clear?" "Sorry, sir. Here's your ketchup."
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ha...if you haven't seen me without my medicine you're not allowed to tell me i don't need it. sorry, doesn't work that way.
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for those of you at work, SMILE! it's easy to get caught up in the stress & negativity of our jobs, but you're alive & loved #StayPositive 💖
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When you're trying to take an order of a party of 20 loud obnoxious people. #serverproblems #serverlife
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I could be on fire and customers would just be like "Did you forget my extra ranch?"
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"I want dippy eggs." *makes dipping gesture* And I want you to order eggs like a god damn adult. @ShitServersSay #breakfastblues
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I bet if I jam this steak knife in my eye I won't have to take this table of school teachers, hmmm. Decisions, decisions...
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"Server meetings" AKA time for managers to get to formally call servers out for stupid shit😑
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