Rage Against Diapers @chrisboldham

Quarantine dad. Wine, food, awkward situations. Joined April 2020

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Rage Against Diapers @chrisboldham

3 years ago

#HeinzArtBurger chuck, short rib and brisket, stuffed with onions, jalapeños, and pepper-jack. And topped with a gochujang, ketchup and kewpie mayo garlic sauce

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3 years ago

Need this on a shirt #wiggins #GamblingTwitter #nba

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60 Minutes @60Minutes

3 years ago

"We had developed a plan, initial concept of how [sending 250,000 troops to the U.S.-Mexico border] might happen. And I was just flabbergasted," former Secretary of Defense Mark Esper tells @NorahODonnell. Mark Esper speaks with 60 Minutes, Sunday. cbsn.ws/3MT7vVd

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SportsCenter @SportsCenter

4 years ago

This dunk from @JaMorant in warmups 🤭 (via @RyanImparato)

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LakeShowYo @LakeShowYo

4 years ago

KAT throwing shade at Russ again smh

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Michael galbreath @GalbreathGmai

4 years ago

@Bengals Bring that trophy home!!! Who Dey!!

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4 years ago

Beef patties are just soulless empanadas

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4 years ago

Once you reach a certain age, foreplay is rubbing your partners feet while shouting, “get in the arches! Oh, fuckkk” #dating #love

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4 years ago

If Rob Schneider managed to shoot someone, it would be the first hit he’s had in years. Where’s Adam Sandler?

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4 years ago

If we knew his name was Jared - we would have known #DrakeBell

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4 years ago

Just ate the super hot wings from Juicy Platters. Just screamed like a dolphin/Ric Flair hybrid

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5 years ago

Ben Shapiro looks like Neil from Freaks and geeks who grew up bitter because Bill was more popular

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5 years ago

Donald Trump isn’t a politician. Naturally, he has Kirstie Alley’s vote. I love when my colonoscopy isn’t performed a by proctologist. A sigh of relief washes over me when my pilot informs us that we’re active participants on his first day of flight school. #landslide #trump

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5 years ago

Republicans stay mocking NBA ratings while spending their “hard earned”stimulus checks subsidizing Kirstie Alley movies and Kid Rock albums.

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5 years ago

Republicans mock poor NBA ratings, but stay watching Scott Baio and Kirstie Alley films.

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5 years ago

In all fairness to Rick Santorum, Rick Santorum is actually a laughing stock because of Rick Santorum. #cnn #vanjones

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5 years ago

On a scale from Joe Biden to Donald Trump, how high is your Adderall dosage?

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5 years ago

Tory Lanez really out here looking like a 375 bottle of Chris Paul, breaking his silence after another black woman receives no justice. Looking like he could be Kevin Hart’s bastard. Gtfo.

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5 years ago

Lakers aren’t deep enough. Lebron is GOAT, but Davis will retire WITHOUT a ring—too soft. He can’t take over in key moments. Kuzma is no Ingram—too focused on lights and fame. No drive. No Boogie to generate offense. No third piece. Can Lebron average 100pts together? Only way.