Christina Martin @christinamartin
The Viz one. Usually at a funeral or on the beach. Represented by Jo Unwin Literary Agency and Casarotto Ramsay. Disability charity wish list below👇 amazon.co.uk/hz/wishlist/ls… Battenhamshire Joined January 2009-
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Wasn't all that long ago the meerkat was complaining about compare the market having a domain name too similar to his own. Now he's merrily selling their wares. It seems everyone has a price.
Might buy this for my mum. Bit of fun.
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The comments and reactions of people who don’t get this type of humour make it a million times funnier.
The comments and reactions of people who don’t get this type of humour make it a million times funnier.
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May the 3rd be with you 😎
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Peter Kay should do a stand up set at his local co-op as a laugh. Garlic bread actually there as a prop. If someone doesn’t remember wagon wheels someone can show them in real time.
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Samuel Pepys, experiencing that 'going to work with a new do, I hope nobody comments' anxiety, from across the ages
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Happy publication day @RegretteRuane So proud to have my quote on the cover. Can't wait to replace my proof copy with a final one.
Anyone want a bluesky code for old times sake
My new polling station has a ginormo throne
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Very proud to be alongside @EvieKingWrites and Atul Gawande and @TheGoodDeath
Very proud to be alongside @EvieKingWrites and Atul Gawande and @TheGoodDeath
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@christinamartin Morning. I’ve just seen this comment on a Viz fan page on Facebook. I can only apologise and hope this doesn’t spoil your morning. I’ll put him straight immediately!
@christinamartin Instant hair styling at the press of a button!!
May your internet be intermittent and your bagels be Warburton’s (because they are so thin!)
Do I still have ulcerative colitis as that limits the choices somewhat?
you wake up as Taylor Swift… what’s the first thing you’re doing!?
Schitts Creek, Ghosts, The Good Place, Hacks, Kimmy Schmidt, Abbot Elementary, Broad City, What We do in the Shadows, Ted Lasso, Shrinking, 30 Rock, This Country, Veep, Derry Girls Took me about 30 seconds John (many more I know) Depressing someone so talented becoming so boring
John Cleese says people 'can’t name more than one or two’ modern sitcoms independent.co.uk/arts-entertain…
@christinamartin The "dot" has made the gocompare jingle redundant too.
@christinamartin I normally just say "no shit" under my breath as I finish typing
@christinamartin My husband said this to his dad in his groom’s speech at our wedding 😂
Strange that she has a critically acclaimed book out under a different name. #suspicious
Cynical tweet under one doing decent numbers. I have a book out. Ok thank you bye amazon.co.uk/Ashes-Admin-Ca…
It’s been such a hard weird long week. When your chr0nic illness spikes or worse still changes somehow it just throws you out. Yes it’s unpleasant normally but it’s your solid ground strangely. It’s like playing a game and someone’s changed the rules on you.
Me and mine would've wheezed ourselves silly at this 🥰
Might buy this for my mum. Bit of fun.
@christinamartin I cannot confirm or deny I might have done this accidentally as a kid 😅
@christinamartin @sliderulesyou Ahhhhh balls. I made this joke the other day and was very pleased with myself. I'm guessing you posted that years ago. I feel shame!
@christinamartin I thought this was a Viz letter to start with. Took a while to realise
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