Shouty angry IT security drunk. Stage IV bowel cancer which is crappy. May be imminently fucked. Also I've written a book and am working on more.xiphosresearch.com Directly above the earths coreJoined February 2010
I'm getting very scared. I'm losing hair. I'm losing weight. I can't eat. The hernia seems to be growing. I think I'll be bringing all this up tomorrow when I'm getting chemo
See... This is why I'm iffy... Apparently said book is in 48 libraries, which means it's only sold 2 copies to private buyers. I'm calling horseshit on this...
So I got my first royalty cheque today from book one. Apparently I only sold fifty copies despite it selling out multiple times on Amazon. I'll be kicking off about that next week as frankly I've made more from 2000 word articles....
Spent all day in agony. Put on my ileostomy support. Instantly feel better. Yes folks, as well as cancer, and ascites, I also have a hernia...
Fun times
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