Simon Schiele @codingmonkey23

simon.psaux.de Joined September 2009

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nick black 🇼🇸 @nickblack

4 years ago

ONLY 90s KIDS KNOW WHAT THIS IS # 1152x900 @ 66 Hz, 61.8 kHz hsync Modeline "1152x900" 94.5 1152 1240 1440 1528 900 908 916 936 -hsync -vsync # 1152x900 @ 76 Hz, 71.67 kHz hsync Modeline "1152x900" 108 1152 1176 1336 1504 900 908 916 945 -hsync -vsync EndSection

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Picard Tips @PicardTips

4 years ago

Picard management tip: Regulations do not cover every situation. Sometimes you have to decide for yourself what is right.

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Cassidy @cassidoo

5 years ago

ASMR for developers

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Sergey Vasilyev @nolar

6 years ago

I did some bad data science on #Brexit with Wikipedia's data, and it turns out, that EU cities now have 2149 hours/year of sunshine on average. With the UK, it was 2111 hrs/yr. +38 hrs/yr, or roughly +3 full days of sunshine (12 hours each). It has got a little brighter in EU.

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Simon Schiele @codingmonkey23

6 years ago

Anyone found a silver Dell XPS13 (black sleeve) with 4 stickers at camp? :-( I'm thankful for every hint. High reward on return! #CCCamp19 #CCCamp2019

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I Am Devloper @iamdevloper

6 years ago

Idea: a dating app that matches you solely based on your .vimrc config.

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I Am Devloper @iamdevloper

6 years ago

How to survive as a programmer: Read just enough so you know how to make stuff up that sounds completely plausible.

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Aaron Patterson @tenderlove

7 years ago

I pair program like Patrick Swayze molds clay in Ghost

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Dates in Movies @DatesInMovies

7 years ago

Aug 10th 1988 - Zero Cool was in the New York Times for crashing 1,507 computer systems #Hackers #HackThePlanet

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codelancer @codelancer

7 years ago

Idiots, this is not that PGP !

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drunkgermans ☃ @drunkgermans

8 years ago

Wenn Besuch kommt und man erstmal die Laptop-Stapel im Wohnzimmer wegräumen muss damit man nicht für seltsam gehalten wird

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♦ Sir Adam ♦ @raute42

8 years ago

#12: Bitcoin Pizza #PDCD12 #PDCD #bitcoin #pizza

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guelph @guwop

8 years ago

if you lost money on bitcoin today target is giving away $5 giftcards to anyone that gets a flu shot. on my 8th shot today. feel great. fuck a 9-5

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Jake Williams @MalwareJake

8 years ago

I think it's reasonable to assume that most nation states had #Spectre and #Meltdown before public announcement. If by some miracle they weren't already using these, they will be now. The difference between them and everyone else is that they had months to weaponize and test 1/n

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Simon Schiele @codingmonkey23

8 years ago

"But it needs to execute code locally!!1!" Jeah... Not sure about you, but my browser executes roughly 150 "remote scripts" at the moment... #Meltdown