Snarky Devops @snarkydevops

SRE lifehack: when you're violating error rate SLO, just setup a load generator against /robots.txt to balance it out with some HTTP 200s :chefs_kiss:

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(27594746 row(s) affected) 🙀

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#Kubernetes - the slowest way to build a website and the fastest to burn it to the ground

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Passive aggressively responding "tentative" to every meeting invite

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